MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Fewer couples meaning shorter series, maybe?

Where they going?

Are there so few couples cos NZ is so underpopulated?

'We know that the ixpirimint works'. Erm ....

I think it's only 3 weeks.

An unpronouncable tropical island!

Vanuatu, South Pacific island 1000 miles north of Australia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanuatu?wprov=sfti1

Island of Wanamatu?

I think this is too bad even for me

I keep forgetting to check the sock situation with the guys. Nice to see the women looking relatively normal and unfilled.

VAN-OO-AH-TOO

Three weeks is a walk in the park for the likes of us lot.

How sunny and beautiful this place is, is making me feel grumpy...

Er, hyperventilating for fun?

Oh no Beard is a Guru.

Gaston would have inserted a filthy comment there.

If Beard and Madeleine get together, it's Reiki and Guru.

Gureiki

I'm expecting them to do a Hakka next!😂

Beardy with reiki
They can open a clinic

Single parents together?

I think four couples is not going to be a lot of drama.

But I could be wrong.

Yup.

So the girls get chocolate Feasts and the boys get to make cocktails, hmmmm.

Has anyone see a NZ one before? Is this a more serious attempt at actually matching people properly?