MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Gah, how did I miss that this started a whole hour earlier!!!! Are they less offensive and sweary in NZ?!

Oh no don't show it all going wrong already!

Ooh! It looks like Beard and Kara are going to be into each other.

There’s no way you could fight MMA with that beard

Temporarily

They’re very dull

Is there an E4 +1?

Yes much more down to earth types.

Wish they wouldn't show spoilers.

Yes. On my TV it's no 30

Looks like we have some draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhma coming up.

Less sweary, less fillery, more beardy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes, I'm on E4 +1. I'm going to have to move to NZ. I can tell that already.

I swear this show is making me want to book a holiday to Thailand! The sun, the beaches....

If we make it to a second thread, I vote this towards the title!

Delighted to have found you!

That beard!!!! It is mesmerisingly hideous.

How cheap to whisk them all away and do tiny weddings!

In mma it would just get ripped out 😂

And no one would want to grapple with him

@TriangleLight is 'grapple' a term for hot action?

Bloody hell, I've just got to all the blokes hyperventilating? WTAF?!

😁

@MargoLivebetter 😂it’s the wrestling part of MMA

Beardy is a breath guru. Or summat.

From Shitlid to Shitbeard. Look how far we've come.

Ah, @TriangleLight that is a very funny misunderstanding!