MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

When I typed John, I nearly added (not sausage dog) ...

Can you imagine that long beard flapping up and down if he was on top of you...? Bleugh.

😂

But also helpful!

Don't worry, we'll know all their names by Thursday and be coining weird coded nicknames before we forget their names by Christmas.

I mean, just 'Beard' will do for one of them!

I just can't stop thinking 'pubic hair on your face'
Which is not appealing to me

I would insist on a plait!

"Hilare" will get old if I hear it again.

Here

Is Madeleine the Emma of MAFS NZ?

Medelin needs to get her colours done

Far too red in the skin to wear the pink.

Was she the one that cried at seeing the cows and was a psychic or something?

The clothes are extraordinary

What were the chances of another reiki healer???

100%

Dreads guy is quite cute

Mads has gorgeous hair. All this sunning your but hole while jingling some bells would put me right off though.

Emma was the lovely jolly hockeysticks one with Caspar who didn't fancy her.

Dreads guy looks like Gareth Gates off Pop Idol

OK, I was wrong about experts. Only two this time?

Ah I was thinking further back to other nutjobs

Emma was not a nutjob to me

Oh, no friends and family??

Hmm. No big weddings or meeting the in laws straight away.

I feel a smidge more confident with John at the helm.

I started that comparison before the words "reiki healer" were said. 🤣