MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Someone called it - here to promote his brand.

Cara not holding back.

I can understand Cara being drowned out by him. I don't think he's mentioned a kid yet. She feels more confident with the group around to talk to him which in itself is a GIANT red flag.

Does he have a brand of weave beards?

I have a great pumice stone like the one currently behind Cara! Smaller though

To be fair to beardy though , that beard is basically a sign saying “ I am an attention seeking twat”

Yup, I noticed that.

If he shows you what he is, believe him!!!!

She wants a big razor for the chin wig

She DOES feel it's not authentic you pillock!
Stop telling her she is wrong!

Is all fun and games for beardy until someone tells him something he doesn’t want to hear. Run Cara run

Maddie's (Red's) constant tittering laugh is getting on my nerves! 😠

English guy and cute brunette are quite sweet so far (Sam and James...)

Neck curtains is soooooooo annoying fucking about with his beard. Would drive me nuts. DH fiddles with his (goatee) beard now and again, but not that much. I want to punch the TV screen! I could not tolerate him!

Cara does NOT fancy him. (He fancies himself though!) And he (neck curtains) has a child! Does Cara know?

The cute guy with redhead (Maddie) is giving me Nathan vibes from MAFSUK. Sweet and handsome, but a bit dull and shy.

I'm 25 minutes behind at the mo by the way...

He's not listening to her!!!!

Oh god he's doing a full DARVO there
RUN CARA

Another couple :) There to replace neck wig and Cara when they inevitably go pop!

Anyone who goes on about how authentic they are ...

I really want to know his background. I still think all the woo is relatively recent - he was probably in corporate sales or something 5 years ago!

Are they going to have commitment ceremonies and dinner parties I wonder...?

I hope so. Also, are they spending the whole time in Vanuatu or going back to NZ at some point?

Beard guy is such a massive nobhead. Cara was skirting around wanting to (rightly) say that he's arrogant. He's also an Olympic standard mansplainer.

He's pretty good at sulking too.

So true. He’s deluded if he thinks he’s attractive to any woman, looking like a twat.

The sarong and shell necklace fortunately distracted somewhat (or whatnot), but only because I was hoping they’d get tangled with the beard and he’d go arse over tit.

I am enjoying it more. I love James as Sam.

I think they are the only ones with a shot!

But there is a new couple I think!