MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

It's on M-F weekly and there's 15 episodes in total

It feels really weird having Mafs on a Friday.

It's a bit odd.

Bit worried bout James's face.
Like he needs factor 50.

Yup, she might not be attracted to beetroots.

Just warning you @dapsnotplimsolls I've got a crumble int oven so may go missing in abou 15 mins.

It's very wrong watching Mum and Son massaging each other ...

The NZ MAFS gives me the UK wholesome yet boring series 1-3.

You know that they won't work out but they will be respectful and kind whilst doing so.

Bring on MAFS AUS in late Feb. Absolute carnage and I welcome it

DP is away and I get to do a Friday MAFS! It had better be a good one!

It feels like Kara and Beirdo are talking different languages to each other.

I'm a reality TV fanatic yet even I can't get on board with this.

Steady, now.

Yes one is speaking” I am desperate to jump on you” and the other is telegraphing “ yuck yuckety yuck”

James is practically taking the Ring off...

Well, now we know how he achieves the 'look'.

Will everyone have each others backs?

Cara has been brought up to be far too polite and accommodating . A curse on girls and women . I always tell my daughter that she doesn’t owe anyone anything other than basic politeness.

Shes 16. I hope it sticks. It’s like foot binding and makes a lot of girls / women unable to even know what they want. Let alone express it.

CF Cara and shitlid

Jesus that beard flapping in the breeze!!!!!!!!!

A lot of beard stroking going on there.

Whoah, he has a kid?

Oh! Curtain has a daughter in Oz!
Does Cara even know yet?

They are all getting sunburned.

Yeah clearly a great dad in another country

And the daughter's in Perth. Drink!

Ugh that beard sopping wet in the pool
He sounds very misogynistic