Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Thissss

I reckon you're about 1 minute ahead, Dowager.

Overcooked mushrooms and zero chance of any blood dripping out of that beef. When we working class people cook things, we cook things.

I’m mesmerised by Peter's hair.

His hair is very neat.

Peter's quite dour - as if he kind of hates himself for being there.

Gregg please sir can I have some more....sauce!!

Tiramisu. Why couldn't chiara get that!!

this my kind of skills test 😁

I’m going to pause and take a wee break.

It's like Lego hair

Shut up greeeeggggggg

You're not drenching those, MonMon, you're painting them. Just pour the coffee on!

Saaame

Mon’s small glug is my kind of glug.

Za-BAG-lee-oh-nee. Ah, the romance of Italian when it comes out of Gregg's mouth 🙄

Surely Mr Monica has taught her how to pronounce zabaglione properly?

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You can all have my Tiramisu 🤢

And that's why Gregg was arrested for trawling the streets of Naples shouting 'Tiramisu! Tiramisu! Come on, you tarts! Tiramisu!'

Thanks. I bloody love it.

I'm not a fan of eggy tiramisu.
Mascarpone, cream and alcohol does it for me.

Gregg - can it be fixed
Marcus - yeah........start again!!

Mental picture I never wanted to have 🤪

This isn't such a hard skills test compared to some of the others.

If we go for an Italian meal I tell myself that I don't need a dessert but my mouth somehow says 'Tiramisu please' as soon as the waiter comes round. 🤎

Gregg - can it be fixed
Marcus - yeah........start again!!