Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Chiara seems to know what she’s doing

It's a bit mean when M &/or M complain if things being a bit rushed. They've only got 20 minutes and who wouldn't be panicking and rushing?

Her English is amazing, albeit she sounds as if she was taught by a 1960s BBC newsreader.

Her food looks pretty good too.

She looks like an annoying girl from school, so obviously I have taken against her.

Almost certainly somewhere similar.

We went to the same school clearly

She looks like an Italian version of one of my baby sisters.

Fire wanker alert.

Hot coals 🙄

Acting like they’ve never heard of a deep fried pizza.

Poncy twat.

"Less talk and more focus"

Cutting!

Reminds me of a ward sister who said to a student nurse (NOT me 😅) "You have one mouth and two ears. Use them in that proportion".

Peter sounds like he's going to exclaim "There's been a murder" any second now, and hopefully it's that he gets Gregg.

Also tweezer wanker

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Granny the noo!

Gran. Drink.

Midsomer murders in the kitchen.

Granny drink.

Waffle again

McGranny! Drink. ✅

Am I behind everyone? Only just mentioned the deep fried pizza

Can you pick the lottery numbers for me for Saturday? 😂

I think I’m ahead of the live feed. I’m watching on iplayer and hit play at 8pm. I can make it seem like I’m dead clever.

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I thought you were ahead

Pause it woman!