Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Those morsels of lamb will take no time at all to cook.

So true - it should form 30% of the "marks" I think

Even just a little bit of transparency of the mark scheme would be good! 😊

Stir fry lamb with a purée

At least he knows it's a bit crap

A different approach to the lamb but why not?

Masterchef now is such a far cry from the 1990s original with Loyd Grossman! We've deliberated, cogitated and digested...

It's food Gregg of course you fucking like it

I like William

Yes, proper dinner party food. Not a tweezer in sight.

He has a chef's brain

Any excuse.

Sounds like Captain Rum in Blackadder 😉

Gregg looks like he slept in that shirt

Yes, he is the least knobby. But I am obsessed with the knobby one's hair.

As long as he doesn’t serve it!

Like he ever sleeps with clothes on.

Off topic but I'm having a small skin growth removed from the side of my head on Thursday. I'm going to get a hair do like Michael 😱😅😂

Only on one side only. Perhaps I should go to a hairdresser afterwards and tell them to even it up. 🤔

@TheDowagerCountessofPembroke 😄😄

@ilovesooty I'd wager that brain hasn't ......

Lamb again!

@EsmaCannonball I'd rather not think about him without clothes on 🤮

Take a screenshot of Michael and announce 'I'd like you to make me look like this.'

(They may think you've had a keyhole lobotomy.)

@ShamedBySiri its all the rage for men's hair to be cut like a peaked cap a la Peaky Blinders - go for it!

She's doing lamb again 😱

A mousse cake sounds suspiciously like a fondant