Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

It's a bold look. I say go for it.

Hush my mouth it’s a creamaux

Greggggggg looking mighty puzzled at the outlandish concept of chocolate + orange

@ShamedBySiri poorly worded - I know not your gender/sex!!!

Or...a cremeux!

Taking bets on the 'mousse cake' failing after all that fuss about it...

Sorry to hear you're having a procedure but I'm not sure having the Polish style haircut is a wise move...
I'd stick to one sided I think!

More lamb!!

More chuffing lamb!

I'd bet near enough certain

DH has his one sided by choice, a la Phil Oaky, but shorter.

If someone on the Loyd Grossman MasterChef announced they were making a pickled nettle salsa we'd think they had gone fucking mental.

Shamed-style it out a la 1980s Phil Oakey.

Is she looking to turn the pannacotta out rather than set it in the bowl

Smack in the mouth

We wish

Why are the freezers or whatever in that tiny gap?

I mean, Lauren, you could cut out the whole 'food' bit and just smack Gregg in the mouth.

Cross posted with the Dowager!

Ooh Phil Oakey...

My exact thought too

They'd have been escorted out of the studio 🤣

I once had my hair cut next to him.

I like sound of Williams desert!

LOL. My chance to come out non-binary.

I don't like coconut!