Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Don't let her near the mandolin. 🚑

@TheDogsMother Thank you, was hoping it might be nearer Worthing.

She wasn’t using the guard on it, I don’t think……😱

@TheDogsMother posh market town

For god's sake, Lauren. Don't tell Gregg you like having a good look at derelict old ruins.

Bloody dog wants a wee brb

Fair enough Marcus

I am here but I can’t manage to both follow the thread and watch the show on the phone at the same time!

Lamb! Is this wise?

Raw lamb incoming

Sadly I don't live there.

Lamb...this is gonna go well!!!

That's a good idea...

I think she knows better than you Gregg.

Harumph. The cat is sat on DHs chair in his studio, which means he’s down here talking at me.

Most spring oniony looking leeks

Tell him we said shush!

This looks lovely. But I’m a sucker for Madeira, so I’d be slightly sizzled.

Oh Mon where's the ring of blood running around the edge ? Amateur 🙄

'Are you able, when you touch that piece of meat, to translate to me what it is you're feeling?'

Gregg's sex talk has got no better.

Sozzled even. Prob sizzled too.

Gran!

nan! Drink!

Nonna 2 DRINK

Nan card played

Nan, drink.