Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

This is reminding me that I must remember to visit the fish van when he comes round on Wednesday.

Marcus more cheerful tonight - but for how long?

What is?

Evening chuffettes. Fuck me, the size of that fish to get a fish finger.

Blood bath incoming

The mandolin 😬😬😬

OK bets on : frying with skin on, grazing knuckles on guillotine and producing burnt fries?

This seems like a reasonable and non-disgusting challenge.

Ah yes!!! I had one (well I have one, shoved at the back of a press somewhere)

What would you know Gregg, you veg vendor ?

Looks very tasty.

I use mine occasionally with a pair of safety gloves 😆

Well he was a fat fuck for a reason!!

I have one too, learnt very quickly to use the effing guard.

Of course it's buttery and creamy you tosser

It's a lot to do in 20 minutes.

Hey, Veg Vendor!
(Don't) Spend a little time with me

Happy chappy - travel DRINK

If Gregggggg seriously does expect to get dishes comparable to that, it truly is the triumph of hope over experience

strange & usual products

Michael rocking the scouse brothers from Harry Enfield look

Mullet, the haircut of choice of all the yakka boys up the Dale.

Betting someone's going to pour the sauce over the crispy fries

'I've been in the Middle East. I've been in South America ...... I've been in Brookside Close, circa 1984.'

I am obsessed with this one already, based on the hair alone.

lol top humble bragging “I didn’t care about my chemical engineering degree”

I bet he’s never been to me though!