Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Mammy Potter: 'that looks like custard'. Yes mammy, runny bland custard

CUSTARD!!’

Brill etc looks good to me!

I know someone who instantly became a vegetarian after having tartare in France. Could never face the thought of eating meat again.

They all loved the beef tartare!
That looked like about half of the pack of mince that went into the bolognese last night.
A plate full of raw meat. 🤢🤮

@GrouchyKiwi not joking. Love a good raw steak!

How can a roasted tomato sauce end up yellow?

Are you a werewolf?

I hope there AREN'T still fish bones in the sauce mate?!!!

High praise.

I bought a house from chain smokers with a ceiling that colour.

Carrots are also popular this year.

I like carrots, but not that much.

Well, I think Dani's more than safe. Let’s see how our courtier fares.

Well done Dani!

@GrouchyKiwi maybe, maybe.

Dani looking good to go through

'Quiet, Majesty!' is what Tom says to his mum when he is trying to watch Emmerdale.

I assume she made a consomme which is clear then added the cream etc.

We are missing a trick-George, as in Duke of Buckingham, lover of James 1,

Marry me

He is so handsome. 🤣🤣

He’s got a touch of the Flashhearts about him. I like. WOOF.

This is one of the best critics' round we've ever seen in ages. With the exception of chicken/potato they've all done really well.

Why does mon saying nasturtium sound like ma sturgeon?!

It’s going to be tough-mon and Marcus loved all of them.

sodding raisins again