Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

More raisins

George was very brave to go on holiday to the Barbary Coast.

He brought all that spice back for the ras el hanout. Clever!

Here we go "I'm mad me" on a plate

That's only giant hogweed, isn't it?

More carrot

No Tom, giant hog weed is poisonous and Gregg isn’t in.

Too much tweezer-work from Pippa.

@GrouchyKiwi can just see you standing there saying how big do you think this hogweed is

Cmon pippa.

That starter screams great British menu to me

I have been known to say that on a country walk.

It doesn't help that I'm a dirty furriner and don't fully know what hogweed is.

Yeah jimmy. Where’s the heart of it

DH just said her starter looks like pot pourri

Those scallops are burnt. Poor scallops.

Ooo burnt

Cockles cooked in car air freshener.

Mr Biscuit is a QS and we drive round the country to the chorus of THERE’S HOGWEED and I’LL REPORT THAT ON MONDAY 🤭🤭

Bye Pip. One level of madness too far.

Where’s the actual lamb, other than baaa-ing faintly in the gravy?

Can't help thinking that anything cooked with pine will end up tasting of 1980s air freshener.

bio-diverse- my arse

Why does “bio diverse” make my teeth hurt?

They're not burnt, they're biodiverse...

What did she say as she was going out the door?