Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

He does like to use flowers in/on his food.

Mon and Marcus love him.

Rogue as in one of those rascally rapscallion Fagin's boys.

Oh no not dry chicken 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ooh, dry chicken. Yikes.

Yeah… I don’t need my veg fashioned into daisies

Whoops. Dry chicken is a sin.

They are giving him very dewy-eyed parental looks.

Nice. Damned with faint praise.

Mon and mar don’t agree it’s dry!

Och the orphan has let us down

Dry chicken. Oops. Also 'nice'. That and 'fine' are like a kick in the teeth to me. I don't consider them compliment words

A divergence of opinion there!

'The lettuce is the best part of the dish.' Not the highest praise.

Obviously Marcus and Mon got OK chicken.

Brave giving the better plates to M&M instead of the critics.

Exactly

Coal oil - if only I’d have thought in the coal bunker when I was a kid

Claggy fat 🤮

Dani's starter. Noooooooooooooooo.

Claggy fat and Tarmac. Deeeelish.

Sounds like a village in Yorkshire.

I like the sound of Dani's starter but then I like to take bites out of raw steak before I cook it.

I am not a fan of tartare. Once went to a very very fancy restaurant in Paris, mate had it, must have been half a pound of raw beef. He took to hiding it in peoples plates.

... I can't tell if you're joking!