Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

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Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Yes minister - still a guide for life!! 😁

Ian dodged a bullet last time. Suspect he'll be off back to his vineyards very soon.

Fare thee well, Ian.

Mammy Potter: 'mustard?? Looks like bovril'!!! 🤣🤣

Bye Iain

Even 🙌🙌🙌

Methinks Ian will be spending more time with his dumbbells

Evan will go through I think.

If his mum lets him stay out late

Too much grey slop.

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to tell the people in A&E that my hideous hand injury was caused by taking a Black and Decker to a root vegetable.

Ian looks really upset. Poor old chap.

Raisins and risotto needs to go on the list of MC dishes never to be repeated.

One down! 😊

He’s got that throbbing vein the forehead that Dominic Raab had….

I like all three of these critics.

I like these three critics.

No Shitwell thank goodness

I want to know where Grace buys her dresses

Oh I love Grace. And Jimi. Add Jay and that’s my perfect dinner party.

Nursery kitchen?

Is Evans kitchen in a crèche??

The other chefs are in KS2.

'My goal was to get through the first round.'

Reach for the stars, Ian. It's only bloody Professional Masterchef.

Me too. They are always gorgeous.