Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

I went after one of her jumpsuits once. It was hella spendy. But she deserves all the things and I do not begrudge her. (I begrudged me, as I so wanted it…)

It’s a very, very, very big fish, Dani

I'm just having this vision of some restaurant in Birmingham sourcing all its labour in a callous Victorian orphanage.

Why do these chefs have such piddling goals? They should be aiming to win. Why join if you're not aiming to win? Madness.

I don't like the sound of Dani's starter.

😆😆 everyone dressed like Oliver Twist

No nor me. Odd and unpleasant sounding

When the kids get too big to send up the chimneys they send them into the kitchens.

Coal oil??
Is that flammable? Better beware of those blowtorches.

She was once wearing a lovely dress that Dd had. It was Primark.

Can't imagine the mouth feel of a beef fat emulsion being that nice

If you look carefully, George twitches every time someone says the word 'execution.'

botter bring everything together

That's within my budget!

Has anyone read Grace’s book Hungry? I recommend. But wow did I howl when she wrote about her dad passing.

The nasturtium truck's definitely been round today.

I always feel sorry for quail. They are so tiny and not much eating on them.

Get over to the Sex board where you belong 😆😆

EmotionalSupportBiscuit

Has anyone read Grace’s book Hungry?

Yup. Really like her writing

Travelling drink!

Forage. Drink

and the raisin lorry

@EmotionalSupportBiscuit on my Christmas list thanks!

Here comes the FORAGING 🍸

😂

Carrots in hogweed. Definitely weird.

Hogweed...we will deffo have her cure our knotweed problem soon (props to whoever said that last thread, tis looking more likely!!!)