Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Yeah I would just chuck it in the bin and not bother tbh.

I think they should have given these chefs an easier ingredient, considering how most of them did in previous rounds.

Pancreas and mushroom mmm mmm mmm

‘Here’s a Pot Noodle’

That looks great George

Like toast. 😊

Pippa looks as though she sings madrigals by Orlando Gibbons in an early music group, possibly plucking a theorbo as she does so.

Surprise! The chef who has cooked with offal a lot does a good job.

George does look like a cavalier

Haha!

Raw offal bleugh

Ew. Poop tart.

I asked DP to help me to dig out the insides of my halloween swedish turnip - the big purple and orange rock hard buggers - as my hands are weak and pathetic these days, and he used his electric drill on it. Cheater.

Grey and poop tart

I am not sure a pie should be grey

Aw god looks horrid

What the fuck is that shit? I don’t want grey slop.
sorry just come in. Did I miss last night?

I’m sorry, Dani, but that doesn’t have much appeal to the eye.

Not on last night.

raisin in a risotto should be illegal

Whenever someone uses the word 'brave' on a cookery show it reminds me of that episode of Yes, Minister where Humphrey explains that if you ever want a minister to drop a policy you just have to call it 'courageous.'

Too many raisins Ian!!

Evan looks terrified.

No they didn't sing Ian.. they screeched

Turning risotto into muesli.