Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Agreed <gavel>

Oh god boiling that liver to rubber

@fourquenelles They also had Pigs in Blankets Hot Dogs and Venison Burgers. All v lovely.

'In the area where my restaurant is, offal doesn't really sell well.'

Confirmation that Dani's restaurant is on planet Earth.

So true

Bleurgh to all offal. Except liver pate.

🤣🤣

Such a nice change from Come Dine with Me to see filo being used without some absolute melt saying "Yeah, did you make the filo yourself?"

Crikey were do you live? It's either some very posh market town or Shoreditch!

I now think I've mixed up George and Ian.

Michael Schumacher! That's who he reminds me of.

I am going to give it my all 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

I wonder how many thousand times they’ve solemnly explained that they expect something to be 'well-cooked'. They must get sick of stating the bleedin' obvious, surely?

Raisins and offal yum!

Crossed with Scott Mills

Came to say the same

I struggle to cut celeriac in half. I don't know how Ian has managed to chop it so tiny.

Evan there not even being sure how to even spell offal let alone what it is

Journey! Drink!

Ian is powered by ‘roid rage

ARMADILLOS KLAXON
’crispy on the outside; soft on the inside’

@fourquenelles Posh market town 🤭

Me with the swede yesterday!!!

He is as wide about the guns as he is tall

Shades of brown