Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Love this!

Evening all. Offal? Yuk. 🤢

Ew. I hate offal. Unless it is turned into pâté.

Brilliant 😁

The plan is scrape all that into the dog's bowl and make something nice instead.

Love it!

I like liver and onions

GrouchyDog endorses this plan.

I use chicken liver in my lasagne (I've some in the freezer actually) and kidney in a stew. I cook liver for mam some times. Beyond that no ta

Chicken hearts on a skewer with 5-spice and orange sauce anyone?

I'm here. I love offal - not tripe but I have happy memories of stuffed heart me old ma used to make

Evening Chuffs. Bit late and dinnerless so far, but I see it’s offal. Let’s see how Pippa copes with having to do more than one thing at once, and not having offal she's personally foraged.

Phew! I thought that was going to turn into a story where one poor child is traumatised for life by being the one who had to be Gregg.

Picturing her foraging the offal herself with her being arms deep in a cows chest!! 🤣🤣

My cat gets raw cow heart. He loves it. I buy it he doesn’t go out and catch it. Although he does catch mice and eats their hearts

Aww @GrouchyKiwi that's so sweet!

Chicken liver pate with some Melba toast. Should take about 30mins max. Then they can have a cup of coffee and watch the others. 😆

I've just been to the local deli's Christmas Street Party. I had Christmas Stuffing Koftas with Cranberry Sauce. It was really nice and now I'm fed.

Sweetbreads 🤮

thanks for explaining what animals are on a farm george

George isn't going to be excited about offal when he and his mates are hung, drawn and quartered.

Maitake mushrooms are the vogue ingredient this year.

Anything that has to have membrane removed is a no for me.

Gosh @TheDogsMother that sounds very posh. I am well jel,

Old Mac Donald!