I was so surprised when they called out his name, I kept expecting there to be an announcement that they’d made a mistake. Still am a bit - especially after all that bizarre fangirl screaming from the crowd. I thought Take That had walked into the building.
I thought he had universal admiration on the outside - I wonder where all his votes came from?
I laughed out loud at ‘shit on the coffee table and be safe’, @Kibble29