MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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I think polly might strangle Amy in her sleep with it

Hilarious juxtaposition there of Cold Sore weeping or hiding beside furniture and the application for the next series. You too could be so destroyed by 'the process' that you seek out a sideboard for comfort.

The Sideboard of Comfort.

🤣🤣

😁 Yup.

On the subject of age I was struggling to believe Sasha was 27. Then saw her in bed sans make up and she looks 27. The difference is staggering. What's with the looking two decades older about?

Ah but there was a fluffy dolphin and some other stuffed animal keeping them apart.

All of my apologies will now come in the form of a Soreen from now on. I love how no one can say malt loaf.

That’s my Christmas list sorted - candy knickers, malt loaf and a security sideboard.

Also on the subject of age, I was so shocked when I realised that Kristina and Emma are the same age! 😳

Kieran's starting to look like The Man from Another Place in Twin Peaks.

No sympathy for his tiny tears

Whatttttttt

No way!

I feel like shitlids Ann summers haul has been say in there since 1998. I didn't know any of that was still a thing

Probably been worn and returned a few times

There are only so many commercially acceptable sex things that there can be.

I couldn't take Pol Pot's strop seriously when I saw those jeans with the side split!

😂😂😂

Best Tweet I've read so far:

This episode should have been called

Soreen is the hardest word.

😂😂😂

I almost cringed inside out when shitlid and Polly were talking about intimacy 🫣 she's coming across as a sexpest. His body language is screaming "I don't fancy you"

The Motloof of Apology.

Polpot has a problem, Adam cooking his fave ,meal amid a scattering of rose petals is the most romantic gesture she has ever seen. But she wants more. Adam on a more plodding path realises there is probably an OK women behind the Bull.
Their realisations are not adding up.
Amy was more fun.
Nath was more real.
They are unlikely to succeed.
Adam is probably learning what a relationship should look like.
Not sure Polly is learning anything.

wirgo on X: "Nathan’s thoughts when Polly is crying infront of him #MAFSUK https://t.co/pCpEaxubtl" / X

What's happened to make people think he's gay?

The sideboard needs to be in the next title, pleeeeeaaaaase

Why did some couples do a direct swap, and others were shuffled around? Purely for entertainment purposes?