MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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Clickeh linkeh

I thought she was going to say 'the cameras came on and your arse-cheeks came out'!

Filling

It’s always the ones that look like her that have zero personality under all that fakery. Peggy or whatever she was called last year with the Faux Tudor mansion was like this, all Barbie looking but nothing beyond her looks.

someone said Emma would be better off with Gaston and initially I thought 🤔 but the more I think about it, they would have had lots of fun as Emma seems like she would definitely loosen if the man makes her feel comfortable, sexy, etc and she would have loved all the oil slick lines he throws.

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Thankfully I eventually met my current DP, so haven’t had the trauma of dating sites for 11 years.

POF was traumatic 😂

When Amy says “tret”

Amy is not classy either. Not sure where she's got that idea

Why is she moaning about having to talk about it in the group setting when she brought it up? Did she bring it up or was it one of the others? It deffo wasn't Gaston.

POF is a cesspit. I don't know how anyone can find a date on there.

I remember POF. Oh the joys

English is his second language.

I don't think people understand just how hard it is to speak a different language to your mother tongue, unless you've learned literally from birth

Could be worse, could be MAFS...

Lacey looks like the giant poodle my bestie had as a kid.

I’ve just asked sheldog if she wants a tret.

She’s looking at me as if I’m speaking a language that can apparently no longer be uttered in that context.

Kristina seems a bit pissed.

I did actually find my DP on there.

Like a needle in a fucking haystack 😂

😂😂

Is it bad that I want to go at Amy with a pair of scissors?

I just tried that on Big Lionel the orange cat. He sneezed at me and went back to sleep.

Kieran is wasted

🤣🤣🤣

you not wrong there

Ross needs to concentrate on himself.

His head looks like a nuclear bomb

Ross has got his number