MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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The problem with filler and shit on young women is that it makes them look older. Amy looks much older than 27 she looks like generic filler woman who is anything from 21 to 45.

I immediately thought that won't fit Polly

Poor Shitlid, can't do anything right.

Do you know what you want Polly? Because it doesn't look like you do.

Pol Pot is hard work

”Right, what the fuck?”

my thoughts exactly, shitlid

I always go straight to Twitter (X) to see who is trending.

Today's top of the MAFS Twitter chart is Lacey and the mowt luff

More Kierans size and colour

I would chuck that present in the bin too.

Gosh it's all backfired MASSIVELY hasn't it?!

Now that you've seen how much of a disaster it can be, why not sign up and see how much the experts could screw it up for you?

Polly has been banging on about wanting to have lots of sex with Adam since day 1 and now he’s trying to encourage that, she’s got her arse in her hands.

Like make your mind up love.

Well, looks like Pol is bra-less in the trailer for tomorrow, so I guess it didn't fit

Gilead Gaston's an arse but ... hello to the wavy hair.

That’s just what I thought 😂

Fuck off Gaston. He looks like Charlene Spiteri with that stupid hairdo.

So as they are showing wee Keiran crying in a corner they are asking for participants for next season?! Apply to see if YOU can be as upset as this!! Great marketing/timing, not!

I still would😂😍

They really are advertising a lot. Like they're really desperate. You too could be forced to shack up with a scary perpetrator and not be allowed to leave till you both agree

🤣🤣🤣

But she isn't the jealous type.

Off to Twitter now for more lols...

I'd suffocate Gaston with the unwanted bra

Yeah there's no way that bra and pants set would fit her. Maybe she didn't send her bra size back. Maybe he bought it in Amy's size by accident. It was all a massive clusterfuck and I'm not surprised he's confused. Wait until she finds out they shared a bed. Oh. My Days!

The only place for you this evening is the Wall