MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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What is going on with Kieran? It's almost like he doesn't given a shit about her now.

He's got a good view of the builders at least

His crush, Casper, has left. He has no reason to stay now.

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs my brain is in overdrive tonight and I appear to just be unable to not come up with strange although sometimes hilarious stuff from my past.

I think the double date with Ross, Sacha, Kieran and Kristina was a way to soften the fact that both swap-pairs were a bit of a damp squib.

K&K needed to be paired with people with a bit of insight. They both need some hand holding and counselling.

R&S are shallow as puddles and no help, but I think if Emma and Caspar had still been there, they would have really helpful.

They basically got fuck all out of that swap.

Gaston will be crushing Shitlid with his biceps next time he sees him.

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Amy isnt from Essex

She's a northerner

Apparently Amy is 27 😂

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She sounds Bolton

That bra looks tiny!

In dog years?

Gaston will have Shitlids hand chopped

Or is 27 when she stopped counting?

This is cringe

The stuff's laid out like a crime scene. She is so unimpressed.

So do we think Keiran's fake teeth at the wedding were designed to give his wife the ick so he could avoid sleeping with her? And when Kristina laughed it off he had to invent the cold sore instead?

He always set my gaydar off tbh. Reckon he had this all planned out.

Gosh, Shitlid is back to being a caged animal. Like a naughty kid waiting to be told off by his mum.

Dinner and Doggie. Pure class.

I'm on catch up, am dying at Lacey's attempts at saying malt loaf 😂😱

She is fuming

Dinner and doggy?

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He's gonna be pulling that candy bra out of his arse tomorrow

Dog with 2 dicks