MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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Amy can't actually laugh properly because of all the work she's had.

So Polpot has got Adam to gave sex with her on a regular basis but they don't know what they like in bed. That's got to be pretty grim.

Adam a massive flirt? 😁

Polly is gonna lose her shit when she finds out Adam has shared a bed with Amy.

Don’t think Luke will be too impressed either

Sharing a bed

Those edible bead/sweets bras remind me of something that happened years ago. A chap was trying to put one of those necklaces of sweets around my neck and eat the sweets. He was a bit touched. Anyway, when my mum stopped pissing herself laughing - it's okay I was an adult woman - she helped me persuade him to go away.

Anyway, he did, came back nearby a few minutes later (we were at the busstop and he was on the other side of the road now), stripped naked and then squatted and did a big shit in the street. The police arrived then. Whenever I see those edible bras that's what I think of.

I'd have to have a go on Shitlid tbh

It's about what you are personally comfortable with, isn't it.

Polly and Nathan didn't talk about lacey at all

How old is Amy?

Pure princess treatment?

It's a coffee and an egg love

Ooh is Shitlid trying to steal Amy?!

I thought you said shitlid of slightly salted butter 🤣 too used to seeing the word lid matched with shit on these threads 🤣🤣

Polly gives no shits about Lacey.

Amy is 45

I think Amy is way younger than she looks @TurquoiseBear. The fillers and fakeness add age.

Leave them all their new swaps!! They're all much happier

A well preserved 48.

It's a poached egg Amy

I think the bit where he wanted to buy it to fit a completely different wife was the problem 🤣

Not buying it Gaston

Bit shocked Gaston doesn't make brekky for Amy.

@FagsMagsandBags , that's quite a story!!🤣

@mrsmalaprop thats what I’m trying to work out. Late 20s? In which case why has she had so much stuff done? Baffling.

She's from Essex

Ha ha ha!!

Kieran in the Tits in a Tangle ground floor flat.