MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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I thought Lacey was damn right to call Gaston out on his shitty remarks. Use your words a bit wisely

The ixpirts defending Alex gave me the rage 😡

To be fair, Emma did go all sexpesty on Caspar after a while.

Did he ever give her a glimpse of his little Caspar?

I can't recall if anything happened to stoke that fire in Emma's heart.

Gaston showing faux naivety when she pulled him up on it

Finally up to date.

Well done on all the haikus everybody 😘

Should we start a new thread now because there's less than 700 posts left on this one?

Bloody hell you lot, I've been out for one vening and now I'm like 30 pages behind!!

Make sure you haven't just eaten if you're approaching Gaston images

Mentioned it was ago that I found Alex frightening. Experts didn't say 9ne word about it.

Luke is similar but in a more stable way. He also seems controlling and seems to have a list of what women can/can't do.

I know I'm alone in the but I actually like Casper. Yes, his blunt words didn't help him but I think he was genuine, Emma's do like his sister snd she's a lot. I think at dome stage she just went into self preservation mode and decide he wasn't getting an opportunity to reject her again. After that, he was just always wrong and she kept dragging him back to the initial argument.

So Gaston likes Amy as she's classy. How classy does he think he is, talking on national television about how and where she likes him to ejaculate?

Casper was being harassed at one point. Emma seemed in complete denial to his lack of attraction. He did come out with some nonsense towards the end though.

Gaston definitely likes things a particular way. Amy is very non threatening and accommodating so perhaps he hasn't had anything to expose potential traditionalist mindset.

Maybe if Amy scents herself up Shitlids leg we will then see Gaston's dark side.

She's the only one who's required to be classy. He can be as gross as he likes.

Just start at 9pm. Before that it's mostly haikus to fill up the thread.

Don't even.

When Gaston did the whole photo not classy thing he was crossing a line. One should always be suspicious of men who say, in so many words "you're not the same as other women." As in you're better than the others. It's a bollocks and if you put a foot wrong he'll leave you at best, make things unpleasant for you at not quite worst.

Thankfully I think that Amy got that it's not a compliment when others are being put down.

Holly updating Facebook 'jus me n ma kids from on xxx'

The wrong uns will be blowing up her DMs after all this I fear.

B and M need to replace their 'live, love, laugh' tat with ' get ta fuck ya cunt' t- shirts, fridge magnets and chopping boards.

I think it could help give off the right leave me alone message.

Holly's been to the garage (no not that garage get your mind out of the gutter)

I think brain rebalancing might be more helpful here

@Tittat50 little Caspar remains unseen.

I feel sorry for Caspar, I wouldn’t like being pursued by Emma: it’s like a fox being pursued by hearty huntsmen

The Any/Shitlid pairing could be a winner. I have a feeling they’ll both have much more fun than they do with their usual controlling partners. Shitlid is far more fun when Polpot isn’t around.

Amy*

I think Kieran is being a bit unkind and giving mixed messages.
i think he just doesn’t fancy her but is having a lot of fun in the “experiment” and doesn’t want to leave.

Totally agree. He’s there for fame and to find work in tv being a clown, accordion player, singing his shit songs.
When he started randomly making songs up for K and singing on camera I thought hmmmm….
Now after weeks and weeks of everyone thinking they were ok he comes out with ‘well I don’t want to have sex with her’, which is a pretty big revelation, but he’s had his air time now.

Yes, Kieran doesn’t want to sleep with her, is worried about wasting time with the wrong person, doesn’t want to carry her.
but he’s worried about losing her and wants to be more than friends and loves so many things about her…. 🤔

Things which the audience should have witnessed being called on by the ixperts:

Abusive name calling - Richelle, Sasha, Polly and more.

Blaming partners for your own lack of interest in them - Casper, Kieran, Richelle, Adam

Gas-lighting using facial expressions of disgust/ astonishment/disbelief/threat - Alex

Continuing with ‘the process’ when it was clearly not going to work - Almost everyone.

Hypocrisy regarding the behaviour of others - Lacey, Polly, Holly

Isolating others because their very presence annoys you - Polly, Holly, Lacey

Compromising dignity to attempt to make a sexual connection where the genuine potential isn’t there - Emma, Polly

Using others to fight your battles at their expense, making them look bad - Sasha

Repeating things which were said/texted one-to-one in order to rock the boat - almost everyone