MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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No! That is not Gaston???

Video of Gaston. Don't have nightmares.

It's taking me ages to catch up

This.....is ..... Monsieur Gaston.....in all his protein pumped, oiled up glory.

I feel a bit sick

Is that Gaston protein farting in the intro music?

Caspar's man boobs in his polo neck are now looking strangely alluring.

My lovely dinner nearly made a reappearance.

He should have been matched with Sacha. The Mings would love him.

Yes, I know I only have myself to blame if I have nightmares. Mea Culpa.

The Mings would not appreciate him trying to park in Sacha's garage at this point.

I remember on the hen night how shrieky Kristina was. She holds herself with a lot of dignity now. Tonight's CC must be very hard for her.

Despite everything I think that if Emma and Caspar found themselves tipsy in a bar in the middle of nowhere in 6 months time they might start something... I think their expectations were just too high for the MAFS ixpiriment to work

Nope, he'd still have the sister ick.

Can you seriously imagine that sat on your face?
He'd suffocate Amy to death
I mean she should have been privy to this before being paired up with him
See! lunges! He's got lunges written all over him
Never mind contestant no 150. He needs do a 180 now and leave Amy to enjoy Shitlids paunch

I wonder if Shitlid will cook that pink thing for Amy? Pol Pot will lose her shit.

I don’t think Amy eats much, he’ll need to wow her with candles instead

Amy can't go near candles for obvious reasons.

I think they kit apartment rooms with extinguishers

I can see Amy blowing Shitter's lid off

I think they both deserve some happiness tbh

That video.OMG. I'm gonna have nightmares now...

I didn’t understand the part in the episode before this one where Caspar asked if everyone had to have a wife swap who would they choose. And then Caspar said Polly ? And he’d made the game up so not an off the cuff answer ?
it was interrupted by some drama so nobody else got a turn but why would Caspar choose Polly when he doesn’t fancy curvy women ?
why would he choose Polly anyway? Such a weird idea for a swap

Caspar probably only wants his mum after this entire experience

Picked someone not super skinny to avoid an argument?

🤣😂😁

I said all along that the curvy thing was just an excuse. He doesn't fancy her because she's his sister's clone.

I get that but he invented the game . In fact he was the only player 🤣