MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

[Dillite2]

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

At the want of sounding thick, cheap or nasty…

Fuckin hell.

Sorry but I'm fed up with the micro aggression or outright attacks on neurodivergent people on MN and other social media. There's no need to put 'a dream' that sounds actually like someone's suggestion.

Take me now dear Lord; I'm done.

That sounds ridiculous & I'm smelling darvo. Its you blaming us /not seeing the reality/avoiding THE reality/you have to believe the hype we're creating/you're obviously a victim yourself/ "doing an Alex" -
If I don't agree I'm not going to be pressured into agreeing. Isn't that the behaviour of some of the girls in this programme?
Yeah I dunno I don't see his behaviour is any worse than theirs. I think the girls are a bit worse & no I've never been bullied & I'm not going to start now.

Get me outta here

This thread really needs to lighten up. Jesus... it's a stupid programme, they're all fuckwits (save perhaps one or two). Can't we just take the piss out of them and have fun?

@Nextdoor55 ok. I'm just going to agree that I'm psychotic and doing a DARVO on you. 👍

Everything is fine 😰

I just need Ming to come back and I'll feel safe again.

Ming is not amused by this thread

Can you imagine walking into a pub and seeing the Mings there? I'd skedaddle.

Wait for me Jane.

It used to be so different when I was here in bstard form..

It's fine, we'll be back to piss-taking tomorrow night. I'm sure Gaston will tell us all where he parked ...

I would never mess with the Ming Dynasty.

Opening the MAFS thread be like

Reading my @Tittat50 notifications be like

Christ it’s all got a bit serious on here hasn’t it. 😬

Don't worry, the bantz will be back tomorrow.

Enjoying this thread now about as much as this series! 😆
but I too have faith Gaston will get us back on the straight and narrow tomorrow. That guy has to have an amazing Z list celeb career ahead of him,
can see him on celebrity masterchef for one!

I hope that's on after the watershed - Gawd knows what filth he'll come out with.

As long as he isn't doing lunges in Tighty Whities because that will just finish me off.

'And now I will knead my dough as if I am massaging my lady' ...

I really find him so beautiful to look at. I wish I could just turn his voice off 😍

@Phase2 no definitely not! More a lesson in you would never have guessed because it's just not obvious for many people!

@CabraCadabra 😀 sorry I just hate MN for autism and ND. Those awful thread about having an ND partner etc. I'm just a bit twitchy on it.