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MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 20:04

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

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mewkins · 24/10/2024 23:18

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:37

Funny how calm he is with the Shitlids and not telling them to stop talking and shout their mouths.

Or telling him he's coming at him sideways...

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 23:20

@Nextdoor55 have you seen all the episodes and interactions involving Alex because it's telling if you watch them all. There's a collective pattern of behaviour. He scares Holly. She's a fishwife, she's unpleasant and like a bully with other women. But with Alex, she's so unsure of what acceptable behaviour is, she can't see it in its entirety. She'll keep coming back until it sinks in. Terrible self esteem.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 23:21

mewkins · 24/10/2024 23:18

Or telling him he's coming at him sideways...

Or telling any guy 'it's gonna be a madness' if they continue.

MixedCouple2 · 24/10/2024 23:27

Alex did amazing tonight. Ross on the other hand showed himaelf to be aggressive and bang out of order with his approach. Sasha is such a stirrer very immature for her to get joy out of that situation. Using those awful curse words like that. Not only immature, unlady like but extremely aggressive and confrontational. She is vile.
Alex showed himself to be the better person.

Holly needs to really have therapy for her past traumas snd self esteem. The lip poison isn't cutting it deardry. She should have gone home and stayed home.

Emma and Casper have such massive egos they will never work. Maybe off they were born 100 years ago and were matched and forced to wed for family honor 😂 but i hope at commitment ceremony they both put leave. It is so uncomfortable watching them both.

Bless Kieren he really had a wake up call and now he is so worried about hurting kristina. Better now then later on. I think he needs to put leave.

murasaki · 24/10/2024 23:30

Alex showed himself to be a manipulative bastard.

MixedCouple2 · 24/10/2024 23:30

VictoriaSpungecake · 24/10/2024 22:45

the format is getting tired. I think they should do Celebrity MAFS it would be so much better than slebs go dating because the slebs would have to commit to their partner for a tiny bit longer than 5 mins.

Yes I 2nd that! Celeb MAFS

NoOneKnowsWhoYouAre · 24/10/2024 23:32

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:39

It's formulaic. They follow a formula that's predictable. He is absolutely narcissistic, potentially sociopathic if violent with it.

It is terrifying. He makes my skin crawl. He is dangerous and the experts are being totally manipulated too. I've seen this with professionals before. My vicious violent ex was like this with social services and the police. He nearly killed me in the end

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 23:32

Apologies in advance if anyone's offended

MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.
JaneJeffer · 24/10/2024 23:33

Trying to catch up now. My recording is a bit patchy because of the wind situation here.

I see Emma is channeling Lady Di tonight

JaneJeffer · 24/10/2024 23:35

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 23:32

Apologies in advance if anyone's offended

I'm sure someone will be 🤣

murasaki · 24/10/2024 23:35

@MixedCouple2 , unladylike? Begone with you and Emma's hair to a previous century.

Sacha may have not handled things well, but she's not the worst person there by a country mile.

JaneJeffer · 24/10/2024 23:38

I'd be sitting there like Casper watching everybody else losing their shit

JaneJeffer · 24/10/2024 23:39

I wonder what Alex would think about Charlene's jewellery?

menopausalfart · 24/10/2024 23:39

@Appalonia I was thinking more, Rita, Sue and Shitlid too.

JaneJeffer · 24/10/2024 23:39

menopausalfart · 24/10/2024 23:39

@Appalonia I was thinking more, Rita, Sue and Shitlid too.

😂

JaneJeffer · 24/10/2024 23:40

Polly may be gobby but her eyebrows are on fleek

murasaki · 24/10/2024 23:40

menopausalfart · 24/10/2024 23:39

@Appalonia I was thinking more, Rita, Sue and Shitlid too.

We're having a car park
We're having a ball

menopausalfart · 24/10/2024 23:41

😂

MyrtleStrumpet · 24/10/2024 23:43

Aside from all the shenanigans that have gone on tonight, I can't believe no one has mentioned Charlene's awesome necklace!

QUEEN!!! 👑💕🔥

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 23:45

NoOneKnowsWhoYouAre · 24/10/2024 23:32

It is terrifying. He makes my skin crawl. He is dangerous and the experts are being totally manipulated too. I've seen this with professionals before. My vicious violent ex was like this with social services and the police. He nearly killed me in the end

The advice is - if you're aware they are one - to never go into couples counselling with a narcissistic personality like Alex. Because the manipulation is so effective in the right environment and with no direct life experience of one, even a therapist could be sucked in. I realised recently that virtually anyone can practice as a therapist which is great 🤷‍♀️

Alex is probably at home ripping the heads off Barbie dolls resembling Sasha shouting 'you fucking whore' as we speak.

Mummy is probably downstairs shouting up ' oh pumpkin, don't be a meanie. Come have some of your favourite porridge. Mummy's put a syrup smiley face in it for her little soldier '.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 23:45

@Appalonia you're gonna get cancelled

murasaki · 24/10/2024 23:48

I loved viz. Good for train journeys. I once had a manspreading man on a late night train remove himself from sitting next to me as I was shaking with laughter at it. So it's a safety blanket for me.

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 23:58

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 23:45

@Appalonia you're gonna get cancelled

Too late for me I'm afraid!😂

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 23:59

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 23:58

Too late for me I'm afraid!😂

🤣

murasaki · 25/10/2024 00:01

murasaki · 24/10/2024 23:48

I loved viz. Good for train journeys. I once had a manspreading man on a late night train remove himself from sitting next to me as I was shaking with laughter at it. So it's a safety blanket for me.

As I recall, it was 2008, I'd been in the work bar until 11, and it was the letters page that got me. The one that said 'I can't see what's wrong with America having a black president, Zimbabwe have had one for ages'.

I totally lost it. And he fucked off.

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