MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

@murasaki

Sasha is such a victim player. Extremely immature and Ross wont tolerate this behaviour Amy longer. He is going to end it for sure.

Polly needs a reality check so self absorbed and insecure and vile. It is walking on egg shells with her. So much hard work with that one.

Have the ixperts been drugged, lobotomised, part of the MKUltra experiment or are they missing huge chunks that we see?

Gonna have to pull it out the bag over this Paul. I'm hurt. I used to love his insights on Celebs go dating. 🥲

She looks like an Orangutan

Twitter is very much agreeing with us. I now need to look for some tweets on Gaston ...

Polly is that friend that will ruin her friends relationships, cause shes so miserable...She acts like a girls girl but shes really not....Be careful of ppl like this...They will keep u sad mad and alone.

P.s who is Gaston? Luke?

I wonder if any past girlfriends will reinforce my obsession with the fact he's a serial toxic farter.

Fake tan!
I find her hilarious but very much hard work with the erratic emotions. She should use her Reiki to help her PMDD and get medical help.

I can see Polly gouging your eyes out for talking to her man. As for friends, yes, I can see her being super friendly but secretively sabotaging them. Hence the gay best friend.

I don't think many will make it to finals vows. Maybe that's why the bullies aren't being called out or kicked off, the series would have to end early.

My husband pulls this expression (usually when I've said something or asked him to do something and he's thinking of how to come back) and it drives me mad! Just sent him this pic (he's away with work) saying this guy's a massive twat on MAFS and he's doing your face!!

Did anyone else resent the ixperts suggestion that Holly shouldn’t be putting her kids first?

We'd have no series left to be fair.

We want people to be little bit wrongun because it makes for good entertainment. ( I'm not endorsing Alex). What's going to happen now potentially is a rebound reaction whereby MAFS goes ridiculously PC and becomes as dull as dishwater.

If the ixperts called out this terrible behaviour and challenged it, asking for full accountability, there wouldn't be so many people complaining.

We need John flown over from Oz!!

The other 3 can get fooked.

I totally missed that bit. I really have gone full throttle for Holly but in reality she's very vulnerable, a bit stupid and naive and an absolute magnet to abusers.

Now she's been on TV and exposed this, plus the fact she has kids to the nation, can you imagine what sort of wank stain beasts would want to ' get to know her'.

This was all filmed months ago and they've had hundreds or possibly thousands of hours of film footage to edit down and this is the resulting story that they want to present us with. Can't believe we're falling for this shit! 😂

the format is getting tired. I think they should do Celebrity MAFS it would be so much better than slebs go dating because the slebs would have to commit to their partner for a tiny bit longer than 5 mins.

Wow that was dullsville tonight, fast forwarded a lot as can’t stand many of their voices now and all the arguing,

best bit was Gaston and his parking and Emma with her “have you got a ford transit?” Then Gaston’s look 🤣
he is pure comedy
playing a role, but brilliantly!

I find Gaston really is quite handsome. But unfortunately, he speaks.

He comes out with these gross analogies. I think Amy is struggling with the same inner dichotomy. He's hot but he's gross in equal measure.

I bet he does press ups before they copulate. I see him wearing rather tight underpants; white ones. He'll keep them on for the press ups. He totally shaves his mini maltesers.

I don't think Alex is clever enough to be manipulative, he is extremely emotionally immature & not great at expressing emotional content,
The one who looks like a Disney Prince - talking about anal sex or parking in the garage (!) I think he's harmless & a lot more balanced than the rest of them.
Pol pot always looks vicious, she thrives on other people's drama.

He definitely models himself on a Disney Prince. I can just imagine him in all the Disney prince gear, but I think he's a good guy actually, apart from that indiscretion about the parking that is

I genuinely thought Gaston meant that Amy wanted him to stay inside her afterwards and fall asleep like that. Which is (I think) less weird/gross than the other theories.

@Nextdoor55 he's incredibly icky. I think he's just trying to be funny. His sliminess would be a problem but I don't see him in any way as scary, threatening or cruel.
I do quite like him but he needs to stop with any intimation of teabagging and anal/ejaculating, whatever that was. 🤮

I've got a soft spot for Shitlid anyways and I ain't lipsin anyone behind his back. He's always got my back and it'll be a madness if Gaston or anyone thinks I'm going there with them.

Best bit so far of the dull series….Emma being friendly (seems like such a nice friendly and intelligent person) ‘do you have a ford transit?’ 🤣

Wait though Hollie did come back to the show & I thought her behaviour was as bad as Alex's, she doesn't want to be with him does she? She's come back having blown her lips up, seems to me to belittle Alex. I think they're both lacking in the grey matter but I'd not say I can see abuse there, just ignorance, lack of self respect and emotional intelligence on both sides

We need to see Emma and Gaston together in wife swap week.
Can't imagine that it will happen, they have to let Caspar go home soon.