MAFS. Thread 9. No spoilers. "Companies House or I'm out"

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Bumped into Adam in IKEA today 😂

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Hannah's ears stick out and she isn't conventionally pretty/beautiful. I think she's very much what the French call jolie laid which is a great thing to be. It means pretty and ugly at the same time. Well it means pretty ugly but not in that way!

I need to ask what shitlid means?

The haircut which looks like a medieval monk which every man seems to have.

Aka the Richard III look ...

I thought it might mean the toilet lid!

Shitlid’s hair looks like a lid and the overall effect is shit. Poor Caspar, he was quite nice looking before shitlid cut his hair. He has lovely teeth though. I actually love a posh boy, so shift over Emma.

I have to say Richelle is the most vile woman I’ve ever seen on TV.

Nathan is adorable in a kind of cuddly pet way. He constantly looks bemused by it all, bless.

I’ve got bad vibes from bin man.

Keiran is hilarious and seems just the job for his wife. They make a lovely couple.

I’m loving Sasha and Ross. Sasha is fab.

I don’t think Barbie is that keen on Ken. She’s obviously an attractive woman but her lips and colour look terrible.

Polpot has shown her true colours. I went to school with two bullies just like her and Holly.

Agreed.
Caspar needs someone who can enhance his caring masculine energy not flatten him. He liked Eve. She was aesthetically more his type but also was aware of her emotional side. Obviously she fancies women but they got on well because she was emotional vulnerable. Caspar has repeatedly said he needs someone less defensive, acting the part of strong/ resilient/ relentlessly cheerful.

I thought Casper was friendly with Charlie, not Eve?

Sorry you're right. I just always think of them the wrong way round.

I agree Richelle is hard work but I do think Orson was a stupid match. Clearly just based on race rather than personalities. I mean even the way they dress is miles apart. She's quite stylish in an alternative way. His style basic and done to death.
She needed someone "different" although none of the older contenders have done well. You definitely get pickier.

Thank god for this...I was thinking 'are we watching the same programme?'

Hannah stylish? I can't say I've noticed. The only person whose good dress sense I've noticed is Richelle.

What’s Richelle’s obsession with calling Orson a liar and a fraud ?Why did she check companies house ? Did he ever say he owned a company? He said he’s a project manager as a job, I don’t remember his saying he town the company.

They are very clearly mismatched. She also blamed Orson for wanting to be famous and for missing her daughters birthday.

She’s talking about her daughter not Orsons. What’s her daughter got to do with him? She chose to go on a reality tv show. She chose to miss her daughter’s birthday. She should own her own shit.

Rochelle is very picky and I don’t think anyone would have been good enough for her. I’m unclear as to why she’s even in the show

Finally caught up after marathon viewing.
Does anyone remember Polly and her mum in the bio before she got married saying that she had to change school a few times because of bullying 🤔.

I honestly think women like Holly and Polly live their entire lives for the drama it's their learnt behaviour and normal relationships and communication is alien to them.

I don't like her but I'd love to sit down with Richelle and get her gossip and take on the whole thing she just looks completely stunned by the women and I bet they were scared of her, not your normal reality tv person and god knows why she was there.

For me Alex also has a terrible shitlid and I think he's a total fraud that has invented himself as a character- at the beginning looking at planes saying he's in 'aviation' trying to make out he's a sexy pilot but not saying straight out he was ( I know he isn't) just planting little bullshit big man seeds.

I like Adam he's just a very basic man but I think he has hidden qualities and might be quite kind underneath his gif awful look- he's like a (road man) kid that has become a man overnight (Big style) and his look is how he'd want to look as a man (ath leisure hair fade madness).

Also controversial I know but Kieran was being a bit of a prick egging on Stephen to make a move on Shannon, he sort of gave him the green light it would be fair game.

Holly reminds me of the type of person who sits in the pub looking around for anyone who's looking at them 'funny' so they can kick off.

I think Richelle is one of the few who went on the show to genuinely find a partner. She didn't get what she ordered.

I was going to say, what episodes were you watching that showed Eve as having a compassionate and a caring side to her.

Tonsure is the medieval monk hat cut if shaving the top of the head.

You're all really funny and better than the programme - I'm barely watching, just reading comments.

Has anything been mentioned about Sionainn? Does she have a condition that's causing shaking?

Or is she just a mumsnetter, and giving her head a wobble?

Bloody typos!

Tonsure is the medieval monk hair cut of shaving the top of the head.

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