MAFS. Thread 9. No spoilers. "Companies House or I'm out"

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@Devillishlooloo @murasaki Oh I missed that comment, thanks for highlighting it.
Now snorting with laughter trying not to wake DH.

Awww, I was having a little snoopy snoop on Facebook and Kieron is doing a GoFundme thingy for those people caught in that explosion….he is such a sweetheart

I've been reading in Birmingham live, (as Google clearly knows I need to find out MAFS gossip) there is a drama about to occur 😁
You'll be surprised!
I'm keeping schtum.
Sorry if thats a bit cryptic but i didn't want to give any spoilers.

Ooh, put it on the spoiler thread. We'd love to hear :)

"Casper with Hannah (she is his type and she needs someone kinder)."

Hasn't the poor man suffered enough? And Hannah as someone kinder? That's like pairing him with Eve because he needs someone more considerate.

I think Hannah is probably a woman who has many male friends and prefers non girly type conversation. She is non threatening to males and probably very easy to get in with and doesn't see every encounter with a male as sexual - hence the banter is just that. For women like Polly that is hard to understand. Hannah probably is the sort of woman who doesn't have a pack of girlfriends but more individuals and probably doesn't go in girl nights out.

I can't imagine Hannah having many friends, male or female. She seems horrible.

Placemarking. (The bookmark thing isn't working for me soz)

She doesn’t seem horrible to me.

I assume at the gym she spends a lot of time around men too. My friend is massively into weights and strong man type stuff and I go along with her sometimes, and she definitely has what is genuine banter with the guys there who spend a lot of time training.

Plenty of women there too, I should say! And of course affairs do happen.

Polly seems jealous of Hannah. She admitted it at the dinner party that Hannah looked good and she loved the outfit she had on.

I think Hannah is Adam's type and she's jealous / worried about that. Ironically enough, Adam doesn't seem to be Hannah's type and hasn't made any reference to him (that I've seen, maybe something happened off camera)

Hannah is confident in an understated way, the way she dresses is not too revealing and she seems more natural. I think she is probably "one of the lads" hence women like Polly and Holly don't get her.

I don't know if I can wait until Monday to see who's been kissing who...surely it can't actually have anything to do with Sasha/ross or k/k?? Just been edited that way I think...maybe they knew something and didn't say then got upset?

If you look on the spoiler thread it’ll tell you who the press are saying it is. I remain dubious.

I agree with others that Hannah’s only crime as far as Polly is concerned is being slimmer and ostensibly more of Shitlid’s usual type of petite brunette.

Holly and Polly are absolutely horrible; two insecure women who are taking all of their insecurities out on others.

Hannah is far from perfect but Stephen is vile. Ok for him to crack on to Shannon but Hannah is a deceitful slut for conversing with a man. Ok for him to refer to offscreen conversations but the moment she does so she’s a psycho with no boundaries. Just everyday misogyny and double standards.

I just don’t see Caspar and Emma making it as a couple - I couldn’t even watch the painful lead up to a snog. It was so awkward. I
like them both but I can’t see an attraction.

Richelle is one of the most unpleasant people I’ve ever seen on reality tv and readers one watched ALOT of it!

I hope there isn’t trouble ahead for K and K or S and R. 😬

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"Casper with Hannah (she is his type and she needs someone kinder)."
Hasn't the poor man suffered enough? And Hannah as someone kinder? That's like pairing him with Eve because he needs someone more considerate."

Hannah needs someone kinder, not she is someone kinder!
🤣🤣🤣

I think Casper could go for rva classy looking petite brunette, yes she's a bit crazy but I think Casper could handle her!

Caspar couldn't deal with Hannah, he wants a quiet life!

I think Adam is over the moon that Polly said switch as he can now give up the pretence that he even likes her!

She would terrify him I think!

I see that too, my daughter is in the same job, very sporty and weight trains.
She also has a lot of male friends who she trains with, there is a lot of physical contact in that world, but not flirtatious behaviour.
My daughter also has that confident, understated, stylish dress sense like Hannah (someone else mentioned this) think that comes with body confidence and the work you put in. I’m a bit envious of it, but extremely proud
….I can see those very one dimensional girls getting the hump by it, they just don’t get it. The Pholly types think being attractive is getting your ‘Lils’ out or puffing up your pout.

I'd really like the secret snoggers to be someone other than Hannah and Orson but, and I hope I'm wrong, I think it will be them and that MAFS have just fumbled together a trailer to make us think it isn't them. The vicious name calling is the sort I'd expect them to throw at Hannah once they had a better "reason" than the Ollies.

Does it make sense to lay into two people whose partners have binned them and will be opting to leave? Nope, but none of the drama makes any sense so of course they'd make something out of nothing.

I think Kirsten is crying for another reason and Richelle is crying because she's as fame hungry as any of them. If I'm right, and I really hope I'm not, her and 4kids are going to be absolutely hideous. Looking forward to it whoever the secret snoggers may be!

Re Hannah and running a gym etc. I agree with all of that. She's also very natural and when she's smiling she's beautiful. She's unusual looking so in usual circumstances I think the Ollies of this world would write her off but she gives off an energy that makes them realise that maybe despite her unusual looks and style that isn't stripper dressed by some mad pound shop mash up of BooHoo and Ann Summers, she might be a "threat". It's all rather sad and pathetic.

My DH works around beautiful women (and men, but is straight) all the time. I can’t imagine being jealous as a. I know he loves me and b. Why would they want my homely, getting on a bit, dusty at the edges, slightly too much nose and ear haired old fella?

The man who strays in that situation is doing you a favour that early in the relationship because you know to bin him before major heart break. So the PHollies should be pleased they have a temptation to test their (somewhat dodgy) men around at this point in the game.

She very much reminds me on Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.

Just a lot louder.

Eye of the beholder and all that