MAFS. Thread 9. No spoilers. "Companies House or I'm out"

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Twist

Not sure what others think of Hannah here but she is definitely not the villain of the series.

Absolutely, that's Polly, Holly and Eve, and out of the men, Stephen and Alex.

Adam might be a bit of a twat with terrible hair, but he's not an awful person like his 'wife' is. It's quite something that many of us have totally revised our opinion of him and while not actively liking him, feel sorry that he's been paired with Polly.

We've only been given edited snapshots and they've been given a narrative, I recon it's all for drama. It's all cringe worthy but good for social media engagement..and money. It's all a bit Jeremy Kyle

I want Orson and Hannah to get it on! Stephen accusing her of cracking on with other men after the scene that's just aired 😂

At what point do the ixperts see the footage of Polly-Holly-Dolally at the "girl's day", and their treatment of Hannah? Will they call them out for it at all?
The edit is sooooo bad this year, nobody seems to have a clue what's actually happened and it's just confusing and irritating!

FantasticButtocks

"If we could have paired them all differently from the beginning.., I wonder who might have suited who better. My revised pairings would be:
Richelle and Alex, she'd have got the dominant man and fights she clearly wants.
Orson and Holly, because really she needed someone softer and more adult.
Shitlid with ... 😬 er I actually can't think!
Polly and Alex might have been quite funny!"

My pairings would be:

Emma with Orson!! (I actually think they are they two most mature people there).

Casper with Hannah (she is his type and she needs someone kinder).

Adam with Siannian (because I now like them both).

Polly with Steven (she can eat him alive and he deserves it!).

Which leaves Richelle with Ryan (she might be snobby but his good looks and 'masculine' aura would win her round).

All other couples with their original person.

So, in the trailer why is Kristina crying and saying that this why she protects herself and why is her husband saying he's got something to tell her she won't like?

Polly with Steven (she can eat him alive and he deserves it!).

So funny, but true.

And it's not even on tonight...what am I supposed to do? Far too short notice to actually get a life 😂.

Tonight is the night my husband has decided to come home, eat dinner and fall asleep before 9… when MAFS is on he’s awake til 10 and I need to watch on catch-up but tonight, tonight he’s out like a light

brilliant

LTB or at least give him a Shitlid hairdo while he's sleeping

Drama for the sake of it. The ixperts and tv execs can't bear to let a decent pair of people actually get on like they would in real life. Plus they've probably pushed the others to their limits now, so need new blood to poke and prod and ruin.

Anyone else’s DCs so Mathseeds app? Shitlid is on it

Do not close your bastad eyes @JaneJeffer

I’ll come after you with the.
And give you a.

You know it.

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Shitlid is a character in the Maths Seeds app.

The hairdo is definitely tempting!

I’m trying to make up for it by watching crappy romance films but the first one I’ve picked is just too dull for words

If anyone has any recommendations of decent films/love stories I can watch tonight I would appreciate it. Have prime/Netflix/Disney etc

Love is Blind is good.

I just want to know what hair Orson is letting down!

It may reside below the belt....

And it's coming for Hannah.

Jilly Coppers rivals is on Disney apparently! With David Tennant..I'm planning to watch tomorrow night when DH is out.

Promises promises

Good god, that is Polly.

I hate it when some of them turn into bullies. I have no idea how Hannah has slighted Polly and yet Polly is being really awful. Polly had better hope her employer isn't watching.

I love how Stephen thinks he's in with a chance...with anyone now 😆

I watched the afternoon repeats on E4 +1 this afternoon. The outfits this year are something else. Kristina’s jumpsuit with the little semi circle highlights for bust and buttocks. I know it’s scripted reality on some level but the wardrobe is quite bizarre.

I'll just leave this here... 😬

That’s made me absolutely howl with laughter. Thanks so much.