MAFS. Thread 9. No spoilers. "Companies House or I'm out"

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Twist

Yeah, what a bizarre haircut he gave Casper, cleanly taking of all his sideburns and a bit more …it’s like a result of a lockdown cut with kitchen scissors and Dad’s razor

I’m baffled by Shitlid4lids antics, has he completely lost the plot….why on earth would Shannon go with him, has he actually seen Ryan!! It’d be like giving up gold for glitter….that annoying bit of glitter you can’t scratch off your face and ruin your makeup

Polly thinks steven would have treated her with warmth and affection?

Nah, he would have shagged you on honeymoon then aggressively fallen out, ignored you the tried it on with another woman

Deluded?

Not impressed with Ryan. He accused Shannon of lying about the discussions on Girls’ Day, then left her alone all night and following day, and left her in a situation where she didn’t know if he was coming to the DP. Not exactly covering himself in glory!

It's so funny to see Shitlid acting so hurt by Polly playing the twist card, when she's played right into his hands and he can now justify not touching her with a barge pole.

I don't know why Emma keeps reverting back to cringe, it's like she is trying to be all 90s laddish but can't quite pull it off. Constantly going on about 'getting a snog', in front of him, like, if I were him I'd hate someone sharing everything like that.

I think it's such a shame. She's very good at reading the room, she's a skilled negotiator (look at how well she told off the bitches for bullying, she said her piece without it disintegrating into a mess) so why can't she handle anything to do with - in the genuine sense of the word! - any sort of intimacy with Casper and just let it grow gently. Not all this "might even get me a snog!' stuff. She doesn't read him at all.

I like the pair of them.

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"Not impressed with Ryan. He accused Shannon of lying about the discussions on Girls’ Day, then left her alone all night and following day,...."

I agree about the accusations of lying but I thought she had moved out not him.

I thought Stephen lived away from The Mormon 'cult' as he had split from the wife and not allowed back to visit the children that much?

I read lido as dildo.

I need a coffee 🤣🤣🤣

It was Shannon he said he’d try and crack onto.

Shannon is with Ryan.
Amy is with Luke.

Shitlid OG cutting everyone's hair the same, reminds me of that film The Boys from Brazil Bristol

I have warmed to her too, especially after calling out Polly and Holly. She is so awkward with Casper though, he looks horrified by how clumsy she is. I think she's probably really scared and so that comes across in a very weird way. I can see why she needed help and applied for the show!

I like Casper too. There isn't much about any of the others that I do like though.

Polly makes my blood boil. What an unpleasant person, which makes her ugly on the outside too. Nothing appealing, she's more vicious than richelle.

The preview edits are so often misdirects but from what we saw it can't possibly be Orson and Hannah kissing. That would surprise no one and who would it upset?

I've said on every thread but I've disliked Stephen from the start and his massive overreaction to Hannah saying she'd say things on camera as a reaction to him having already done that to her himself is more about the secret he'd told her than her - I reckon he's got some big skeletons buried, and his behaviour last night was just dreadful so you can imagine the kind of shit he might have pulled in the past. Poor Shannon

Ryan was good to watch last night but my spidey senses are now saying he's also a wrong 'un. I hope I'm wrong but he is another man who looks like he would be handy with his fists very quickly.

I reckon whichever of K&K is infectious doesn't have herpes simplex. It's herpes somewherelsex.

I don't think Emma and Caspar have a hope in hell of making it as a couple but I hope they're still friends.

We're finding this very difficult to watch and enjoy. We're clearly not seeing a LOT of stuff, what we do see is just stressful to see, and we barely see the happy bits. It's just angry confrontation after angry confrontation. Men who scare me, women who give me uncomfortable bullying flashbacks, experts who seem to be ignoring some really shocking behaviour that would have posters on the relationship board shouting LTB immediately - I worry that people are watching this and thinking that some of this shit is acceptable.

I don't really care what happens any more.

Shitlid turned out to be one of the most decent people in there. He doesn't shout, sulk or get aggressive. He calmly says what he thinks. Polly can't handle that. I think she would love him to lose his cool so that she can play the victim.

Emma and Casper make me cringe. They're never going to get it on. Just stop it before my insides curdle.

We've all done a 180 on shitlid. Didn't see that coming at the start.

Apart from his hair, of course, that opinion has held firm from the start. As has his lid.

@JaneJeffer , you're still going to be here in Monday though, you know it deep down.

Oh yes of course @murasaki 🤣

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Polly is one of the least attractive looks wise. Thats not her fault , that’s who she is.

But she also making herself really unattractive on the inside too. That she can help.

Yes indeed , but you get my point

I thought she looks ok. But when she's being a massive bitch, her face sort of shape-shifts and becomes less attractive as we see the inside coming out of her mouth. Whereas Kristina isn't conventionally pretty, but glows from the inside as she's lovely inside and therefore looks lovely.

Caspers hair… wtf!? It looks bloody awful! I don’t think he was particularly keen on it either. He already had the face of a man who wishes he could scrub the last few weeks out of his memory and now the haircut is a permanent reminder it wasn’t all a dream!

The trailer for Monday… Hannah and Orson kissing? Or someone else? I want to believe it’s the former but something about everyone’s dramatic reactions tells me it might not be. If I had to bet I’d say maybe Ross. It’s all been two perfect and I’ve noticed he’s not given much screen time. Is that because they’ve been trying to keep a major bombshell under wraps. Also it’s not like Sacha to get quite so dramatic.

Sometimes (mostly) I think the trailer is better than the programme itself. This one is very intriguing. Can't think why they'd all be crying. It really can't be Orson and Hannah, no-one would care.

Ooh, TBF, someone on these threads has been fancying shitlid for a good while. Not me, I hasten to add.
It's Angry Ryan for me, please.