MAFS. Thread 9. No spoilers. "Companies House or I'm out"

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Stephen is thick as shit. He didn’t forgive Hannah , yet thought he could slide straight over to Amy after he heard they heard a disagreement. Luke is wife swap.

Complete bell end.

Getting the other men to voluntarily uglify themselves is certainly showing evil genius tendencies.

The way his is growing, he'll soon have a full head of hair, cut it well, and be bang in there with the lady of his choice. He hopes.

I think he's planning to invade South Korea

The teaspoon that lives in my car would like to have all the words with you

So Stephen thought he’d confine in mean girl Holly. Saw her as an ally.

Then she proceeded to speak to Ryan and threw him under the bus!

I missed tonight as my local lido did a moonlight swim session.

This thread is like a better version of subtitles. Thank you all.😁

Doesn’t anyone see the irony with Stephen? He said to Hannah he basically doesn’t trust her as she tries it on with other husbands.

Yet he openly said he’d crack on with Amy if Ryan didn’t turn up. Hypocrite or not ?

I like Shannon but she has a very wobbly head and her hands and fingers make me feel funny when she sort of splays them

It's passed me by that K and K haven't copulated? Is this what all the reference to his herpes simplex virus of the face is about? This is the reason they haven't touched toilet parts yet?

I wish I'd been as restrained in my youth because I know some beast is responsible for infecting me with herpes simplex of the face just for a drunken snog.

Polly is pure nastiness, I have to mute her.
I hope the experts ask what Hannah has actually done to her to deserve such vitriol!

@User364837 🤣 yes to the gif. It's very mesmerising and annoying at the same time the way she does that

They did on honeymoon but it has been on hold since then

I wonder if it's a convenient viral outbreak for Kristina then. Something feels off now

I thought it was him with the coldsore?

Well going by past experience, we can be fairly sure it won’t be as dramatic tomorrow as they’ve made it appear! And that we’ve probably seen the most exciting bits already in the trailer.

His herpes is convenient for her to avoid any further copulating maybe. Did she say the growth was the reason they'd not had any more toilet part shenanigans?
I might have imagined all this

I don't know why I see her as the one who'd pull back and call it quits on their partnership

Just started watching the latest episode. Polly and Holly are giving me horrible flashbacks from school. They’re such bullies and it’s really uncomfortable viewing.

It makes me think that the whole series so far has all taken place in the space of about a week, 24/7 filming 😆 for added fun.

I think the edit I too obvious to be Kieran. I do think it's Hannah and Orson or it's Steven and Richelle. Alex called someone a snake and can't think who else he would be calling that.

I'm not entirely convinced that Kieran is heterosexual.

This season is more Jeremy Kyle than any other I've seen. It's getting ridiculous with the viciousness and the experts ignoring huge red flags in some of the contestants.

Can't stop chuckling at shit lids as Kim Jong On.

4kids is a vile human being.

Richelle is a total narcissist

Eva was a narcissist/walking red flag

Nafe is dumb as hell

Holly and Polly are the bullies from scholl let out on a school night with their alcoholic aunts wardrobe.

Hannah is needy as fuck.

Alex is another walking red flag.

Mafs uk is terrible this year. Still watching avidly though 😂

I remember listening to ixpert Paul on the radio earlier in the year, when they were just starting filming this series. He was going on about how this years cast were all such real authentic people, all really looking for love. And I was really hopeful that this year wouldn’t just be a group of wannabe famous idiots pumped full of injectables.

I think back to this in despair. This series has been the absolute worst group of people. Its almost like a competition on who can be the most outrageous/abusive/twatty. I don’t even know where to start on critiquing the last few episodes, it’s getting too uncomfortable to watch now ………. and yet I keep tuning in 🙈

Just caught up.

My takeaways:

Orson turns up in his little black revenge vest and promising to 'let his hair down' (he ain't getting no shitlid)

Stephen's made a massive boo-boo and has managed, in a short couple of weeks, to make everyone on and off the show think he's a massive dickhead.

Polly's cry-bulling Adam now to deflect from her own shitty behaviour 'I'm fucking sorry, Adam, ok?!'

Ryan 'keeps his enemies close to his chest' apparently, which sounds weird and quite threatening.

And Richelle's probably at home with a big glass of wine thanking all of her lucky stars she doesn't have to flash her tits in a piece of shiny Lycra, listening to Luke's analogies and cringing herself inside out.

Maybe it is Caspar and Kieran who have been having the sneaky kisses. Surely nobody would be surprised about Hannah and Orson.

Someone check Companies House to find out whether Shitlid is a real barber?