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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:49

Give me a kiss when I'm doing something. Sorry to him upstairs but if he kisses me while I'm making a cheese sauce, it's unhelpful at best.

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:49

Shit lid is playing the game

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:50

Oh, this will get spicy.

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:50

Keep doing the sex

iiiiiiiicccccckkkk

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:50

Not the fucking actor thing again

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 21:50

If this pair don’t write leave, I will have half a tub of ice cream.

instead of a whole tub

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scoobysnaxx · 14/10/2024 21:50

What a bunch of bullshit lol

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:50

Please let these two give up.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:50

Oh God, not he's an actor AGAIN!!!!!

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:50

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:49

Give me a kiss when I'm doing something. Sorry to him upstairs but if he kisses me while I'm making a cheese sauce, it's unhelpful at best.

Nobody wants a hot whisk in the face...

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:50

Can these two please gooooooo home

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:51

Richelle, I think what you wanted to say is "I tried to start a fight with him but he wasn't biting".

scoobysnaxx · 14/10/2024 21:51

Orson stick up for yourself this week and sack Richelle off today

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:51

BORED!!!!!!

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 21:51

Fuck off Richelle

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:51

She'll go leave, he won't.

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:51

Follow the leader

MyEarringsAreGreen · 14/10/2024 21:51

Why is Richelle so obsessed with Orsen being an actor???

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:51

I'm losing the will to live with these two. Where would she like to be led???

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:52

They are BOTH fame hunters or they would have made a dignified exit by now

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:52

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:50

Oh God, not he's an actor AGAIN!!!!!

The man is probably a featured extra at best.

WeregoingtoIbiza · 14/10/2024 21:52

Richelle, we're not convinced you have a future too

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:52

Put Orson with someone else so we can get to hear from him

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:52

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:51

I'm losing the will to live with these two. Where would she like to be led???

To I'm a Celeb, Strictly etc.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:53

Maybe he'll write Nanoo nanoo....

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