No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

This.

If you're going to air a programme with 'experts' about finding love and match making people, where the majority of viewers will be young and impressionable women (and some men) then you have a duty of care to call out manipulative and abusive behaviour.

Oh, when Sionainn said ridiculously handsome, I could see Polly striking her off her checklist of threats.

Yes it was. I don’t care for angry kisses.

Ryan is turning out surprisingly mature. What's the catch?

He seems detached to me. I can’t see loveydoveybody language.

Am I broken?

Shame Ryan has to go back on the Enterprise

I feel like I need to get the talc out again. So. Much. Shininess.

Adam seems much changed.

I must be broken.

Emma looking hopeful
Casper looking suicidal

Adam and Polly out of the friend zone but now in the fwb zone

Polly is sitting there like the cat that's got all the cream.

All because his mate gave him his approval.

Yes, Shitlid. You never will cum without kissing and cuddling.

Oh dear, I can see Emma getting ideas here.....

Do you fancy her though Shitlid?

Shitlid's just given in.

Shitlid needs to stop touching himself. Perv.

I'm struggling to believe in or even care about a lot of these couples. Wish a lot of them would just go.

This

PDA?

Nah blud. Cant see him doing that.

I’ve just tuned in so may be a bit late to the party but Mel looks like she’s off to the wall in GoT 🤣

He isn't proud of you Polpot love

He's protecting it from Polly...

Shitlid is petrified of being affectionate in public. What will his mates say?

I think Shitlid's holding on for the couples' retreat and a bit of swinging.

Yes, just fame hungry really

Me too!! Some of them need to start SPLITTING UP!!