MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

Happy to take on the role of pointless bard in residence. Do I get a stipend?

'So we're going together, yeah? YEAH???'

She looks like a disco ball

Sacha is giving off traveller vibes again

He might try and break into Wormwood Scrubs!

This is where the experts pretend to not know how anything has gone so far

He can blind with a smile, he can wound with his eyes
And he can ruin your faith with his casual lies
And he only reveals what he wants you to see
He acts like a child but he'll always be shitlid to me

Here it comes!

Oh dear, bubble burst

@AhBiscuits has topped me there, chapeau.

Loving the Ode to Shitlid 👏

She looked so beautiful on their honeymoon when she wore 50 kilos of makeup less.

Yes she os naturally pretty

I don't see what Alex has said as being that bad...it was before he met her and probably said as a laugh...not like he said he wanted to swap once they were actually married!

So will Holly pull Adam for a quiet convo on the chaise lounge outside the dining room?
Or will she just go nuclear on his ass?

These couples are dull
MAFS this year can be a yawn
But watching Shitlid
Reminds me of an acorn

I meant Alex!

@Villagetoraiseachild nuclear

But I guess the producers like to make a major drama out of a regrettable comment that could soon be sorted in real life by just having a quick convo. Not great telly doing that, though. And we're all here for the draaama, aren't we?!

I agree ref Alex. If that was all I'd heard I'd probs laugh it off

It's all a bit of drama for nothing

Orson't looking very dapper.

Hmmm ... tough one ...

Shit stirring as Alex hadn't met her at that point.

Alex gaslighting, and digging that hole