MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

Shitlid Adam eyeing up space cadet Piscean flake Charley

And now panting over Lacey in a (frankly hideous) split dress

Shitlid's about to bust a nut over Lacey who must have some serious razor rash that needs her flaps airing.

It gets worse from each new angle.

Come meet the boys with your tiny dress and brunette hair. Vom.

This year's women and men are not as polished as previous years

Lacey. That dress.

No.

Adam is even worse than I thought.

You know how Brits have a reputation for having no taste in clothes? This show proves it.

Polly stop!!! You're embarrassing and dignity is on the floor

I wouldn't say Lacey is petite but she certainly has the dark features

I know this thread is supposed to be no spoilers, but are we not allowed to say what's been in the press about Alex?

Honestly these outfits are horrendous

I think polly is dressing like that as she wants him to fancy her :-(

Caspar having a silent breakdown

Not on this thread no.

Although I suspect most of us know already.

It's the tackiest bunch I've seen on MAFS so far. The dresses are Poundland

Casper looks like a stuffed tweed cushion. He's awful, and I bet he's a bit musty smelling.

Guys which man would you pick if you absolutely had to from this year?

I think if anyone wants to know what's being said about Alex in press they can google

Probably Ross

The irony of Polly telling others what they do and don't have time for.

To be fair there were some wtf ones in the last oz dinner parties. I'm not sure how much choice they get

Uhmmmmmm

Purely shagging? Nathan. He's fit but I wouldn't want to talk to him particularly.

The waiter