MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

I love those super ugly matching jumpers 🤣

Ooh, I wondered if Charlie and Eve would be in separate places.

We don't need all the recapping

I have such high hopes for K&K

Poor Charlie. She can't exactly wifeswap, can she...?

KK doing the beige fleece twinning thing!

Eve is a pain in the arse

WTF is up with those doors?

WTAF is that pearl necklace. Positively fanny-shrivelling

Sigh
WHY do people do all the 'I can't deal with this' stuff and walk off?
Very Jeremy Kyle
Why not just talk through the probably minor issue?

Does Polly ask where she stands on a daily basis?

Caspar looking terrified while pulling off his wedding ring.

Caspar looks terrified and also haunted

I think Emma and Polly are more likely to be a success couple than either of their existing partners which given they seem to be straight does not say much about the odds

Yes. Several. Times a day.

This is VERY VERY soon for couples to be living separately. Like, what is the point?

You beat me to it on Caspar! He looks like he needs rescuing.

I am terrified TBH. Emma scares me.

@dapsnotplimsolls

His teeth can shine bright
And his pants can be tight
And he'll turn off the light
But he'll always be shit lld to me.

I was hoping for that!

Noted, it wasn't just the ring fiddling of doom.

Hideous dresses galore

Hope the cab doors are locked. Casper might drop and roll in a moment

Initially I thought Charlie was a bit OTT.

However, Eves first words were “I hope she’s willing to change”.

Erm, hold on, your communication style is just as piss poor? This is a two way street and you’re both to blame!

Charlie goes from 0-100 quite quickly and isn’t afraid of confrontation. You, Eve, run away at the first sign of it and stay away for days on end, making the situation even worse!

YOU need to adapt your communication style as well as Charlie! You’re both shit at it!

Nope to that silver dress.