MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

@Tittat50 came here to say this too ! His whole body language screams get off me

Charlie was doing the same to Eve.

Samantha Bartlett on X: "Richelle coming back to the show like #MAFSUK https://t.co/10rG8OmypB" / X

Someone on Reddit wrote that Adam
Looks like friar tuck and I can't unsee it now 🤣

Doesn’t he just? Horrible creature that he is. Not that a lot of them are much better.

We are going to be on thread 4 by Monday at this rate.

I knew Charlie reminded me of someone other than Drew Barrymore! The way she speaks and her facial expressions are Ferne Cotton to a tee, so glad I've worked that out before bed, it was bugging the life out of me 😊

definitely

wildlygreen

"Guys which man would you pick if you absolutely had to from this year?"

Well I am a bit old for all of them but it would be a toss up between Casper and Alex.

I feel that Casper is struggling because they have matched him with someone who reminds him so much of his sister.

She is also quite demanding. She wants him to find her attractive and he doesn't/ It is not her fault but it is not his fault.

Alex seems attractive but he is pretty immature.

For those saying people should leave unfortunately the shows premise is an arranged marriage based on viewing figures science . It's not a dating show as such.Even if they actively dislike each other, the whole idea is to stuck at it and see if their mutual desire to be in relationship overcomes their issues.

I've just caught up, this must be the worst ever start to any mafs I've seen. Literally only three couples who have any potential, Lacey and Nathan, K&K and Sacha and Ross..the others are toxic in a dangerous way or absolutely not compatible and yet the "experts" just gaslight them that its because its early days. If you have no chemistry or attraction to someone it won't work. If someone gives you the ick cause they are like your twin sister, it won't work.

Lego head was literally sat with his back to Polly almost trying to crawl off the couch and she was all over him. I couldn't cope with that, it would turn me off more.

Alex and Holly and Eve and Charleys relationships are so toxic it shouldn't be on TV.

Actually, Nathan is the cutest but he is so young. For me.

I think Charley is quite incredibly rude and I do feel it is a bit abusive to shout at someone in a restaurant and call them a prick.

Ross would be my pick so far.

Late, but you are so right. There is no end to this man's absurdity

I’ve caught up finally as was out watching the new Beetlejuice film!

All I can say is what a shit show 🤣

3 couples out of how many that seem to be doing ok. The rest are a car crash.

I was actually surprised to see Richelle back. I thought she’d fled 😂

Casper looked so angry, I thought he was going to explode 😂

Yes the lick lipping is a ' got new teef' give away. The lip filler brigade do the same actually now I think on it.

When I think of all these hideous modifications so common place now, it's like watching some genetic splicing experiment going wrong in real time.

Part of me was hoping that when Casper asked why he was matched with Emma that the experts would say .... "well you know how you called your dog Bridget....."

Yumyi

"I think Casper is just finding emma too much. He needs someone more reserved."

I think Laura from a while back would have fitted him well.

🤣🤣 I would have loved that.

Or if they'd said 'to work through your latent incest fantasies about your twin'

Chapeau

I don’t understand this.

Emma pitched herself as Bridget Jones, he called his dog Bridget. Totally a sane reason to match people....

Monpetitchoumonpetitepois

"The ixperts are avoiding his question of how they were matched and diverting away from it"

Some bullshit about them both having the 'same exact disorganized attachment style'. WTAF! Different types of personality do get along, and people who are very similar do not necessarily get on well. After all he she reminds him of his twin!

I'm glad you said it because I'm absolutely sure that's what it's about!!