MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

How can you be in love with somebody when you only have eyes for yourself?

She said she's from Walsall

Traditional what?

Traveller?

Charlie used "pisces 🐟" as a character trait to describe herself

He walks like he’s got a spare set of gnashers shoved up his arse

That counts as yam yam land.

Shitlid is not feeling this.

Yes Polly he's definitely going to say "oh my God" but not for the reasons you think.

Oh yeah! Another starsign nut 😂😂

Oh dear

Baffled as to how anyone can think he’s attractive 🤨

Alfie the best friend is lovely

Did she just say he has a nice haircut??

Did she honestly just say he's got a nice haircut??? Honestly??

Slap bang in Yam Yam country that

Her winning Miss Birmingham is fraudulent 🤣🤣

Scary dad will be checking on the chastity belt every night.

Oh, she's not what he oooooorderrrrred

Attractive? Eh!!

It's a sixpence. Old money.

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. And a sixpence in your shoe.

Superstitious twaddle.

SHE'S NOT WHAT I ORDERED!

Alright Morag. Dickhead.

It's a good thing that he has a haircut that makes him look like an actual dick head.

He is a sweetie. I hope he quizzes shitlid at the reception.

Shitlid would rather Sacha's mum than Polly.

She likes his hair and teeth

Bloody hell

Shitlid couldn't even give her a teeny tiny compliment. Arsewipe.

Is this what women in 2024 find attractive? I fear for the future of the human race

Alfie seems nice tho, think he's gay?

These curvy men who are disappointed when a Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t walk down the aisle are really starting to piss me off.