MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Yeah I thought that

Was about to write the same thing

So a serial shagger matched with a celibate WTF

Me too
From many of them!

I need subtitles for these people.

This is probably a stupid question, but, when you are lip reading, are the accents also there?

Dad looks like an inflated Ming the Merciless

It’s ok though. They both had close relationships with their fathers, so that’s why they’ve been locked in…..🙄😂

🤣🤣🤣

“What star sign am ya”

She’s a yam yam parading as a Brummie 😂

This programme is chuff all without the comments on here 😂

What star sign am ya?

I love the celebrant

More like all loopy loop family. People that place a lot of importance on star signs are hella strange.

Fire sign silliness. I'm an Aries and I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. Also, it's all bollocks .

celebrant is best person of the series so far

Honestly when I first heard her speak I thought “She’s a yam yam from the Black Country not Birmingham?”

That sentence just confirmed it 😂

He's a sagittarius ♐️ . Thank God for that or it may not have worked out, phew. 😵‍💫

Ohh Peaches and Cream Barbie

Totally. Dudley or worse.

Whats a yam yam?

So Sagittarius ♐ 🏹 is a fire 🔥 sign and so is Aries ♈ 🐏?

Didn't even know that. Yes the superstition on 6 p in shoes makes sense

And if he cheats on a devout traveller wife he'll have her beef head brothers to deal with

Scary dad was giving Ross the evil eye then.

Black country, so Wolverhampton, West Bromwich round that way l.

I quite liked both of these speeches. They didn't promise undying love and midnight sacrifices to the God's of Turkey Teeth.

Did she mention anything about being traditional? I must have missed it.

😂😂

I’m a Virgo 🙌🏼🕺🤣

I enjoy reading about horoscopes and about the character traits etc.

Living your life by them however is batshit.