MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Accept Polly for who she is...
If he can look beyond physical attraction...

So not those exact words but yeah...that's the gist of it I think!

Foiya soins

Bulk buy from Ali Express.

Quite. Born and bred and not a trace of it in my immediate family.

Is mum on the Steroids

What was that thing about the shoe? 6p in the shoe?

Ella had them last year. It's gold infused somethings

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gold-eye-patches/s?k=gold+eye+patches

Oh lord save us what are the fire signs.

Lacey should look at Sacha's mum. She might turn into that.

The lips are !

Christ! That mums face

On those orange tanning injections too!

I couldn't see past her lips

🤣🤣🤣 @woodlandtrees

Woo. She needs her bloke to be a certain star sign.

Something to do with the charm on her mum's bracelet

Who is this deluded tosspot?

I will have nightmares tonight

The over inflated sense of self is strong with this one

Yeah, my accent isn’t as strong as that at all.

Thankfully 😂😂

Oh God is he going to fancy Lacey...?

Why would they pair michelle keegan with someone as unattractive as him?

My fanny closed up shop when he said "shagging"

Shitlid is just gross. Yep he'll be after Lacey !

She looks like one of those bog roll covers.

All I'm getting

Im getting traveller vibes