MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Hahhahaàhahahah

The teeth are there to blind women which results in them not seeing the atrocious hair.

Not sure any of these should be themselves given what we've seen so far.

Wait.. wait, hang on

Adam, with that pudding bowl and the Turkey Teeth, IS A BARBER?

We could have a whole thread just on hair and teef.

His teeth made us laugh out loud.

The teeth are giving Rylan

Can't see Barbie in stepmum role. We need back story to the split.

Those turkey teeth. This needs to stop.

@Lalgarh

You couldn't make it up

Why does everyone have to have some sort of ‘trauma’? I went to school in the 90s, we were all bullied! It was just par for the course.

And if you looked at the haircuts in that salon, they were all those awful bowl cuts!

Good lord! I didn’t even realise it was back, I been binge watching bad monkey and season 2 of the gilded age this week😅

It was by chance I just now saw the “this is what’s trending today” mumsnet email and the MAFS UK thread was in the list

I see all the usual suspects are back on here 🥳

I best go catch up on all of it so I can join in the fun on Monday 😅

Never have I been more glad that DP is bald. Mostly by choice....

Is anyone else getting Barbie ads on this thread?

He looks like he has the train ticket in his mouth

I bet his teeth glow like Ross' in the dark!

I’m getting ads for dough balls which feels about right given this lot.

Instead of switching on high beams at night, he opens his mouth.

I thought I’d accidentally tuned into The Mask…these fucking teeth 😩

Did they just say about the most recent couple, "If he can get past her physical appearance" or something like that?

He'd be useful in a power cut.

What are those gold things on that woman's face?

How come all the brides and team in the same jim jams?
Every bride.

Yep. They basically said-he likes them pretty, so we are giving him personality. And if he gets past it, he will learn to love someone ugly.

Before anyone shouts - I am paraphrasing.

I promise not all of us Brummies have an accent as Brummie as this girl 😂😂