MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

They are known as dark features, ginger features and blonde features

I don't like Richelle or Alex's vibe. Don't know how I feel about Orson or Holly yet. Richelle is being quite cold imo.

Richelle's very judgemental. Can't think why she's single.

I don't actually like anyone tonight! Do they give them angry pills on the plane? Cos all the couples this year seem to have dived straight into arguments this year. I feel I'd keep my powder dry for at least the first few days!!

The honeymoon destination looks amazing

It's wasted on those fucktards

Richelle makes me think of myself. I have been single for many, many years. I like the idea of a partner, but in reality I know that one would be getting on my tits within 5 seconds and I would hate having to contend with another person.

I'd have at least 5 books in my suitcase 😂

Calling your wife 'man' 😐

That onesie isn't it. She just looks like The Penguin

Celibacy - drink!

More celebacy bollocks

Genius 😆

😂😂.

Kudos to Ross for lipreading that accent

Even my subtitles are struggling

Not sure Richelle wants "the feels"....

Richelle is going to ruin him 😭

Richelle getting the ick

Anyone who isn't over their previous relationship shouldn't be on the show. Get therapy, sort your head out and only then date. If you are going to measure all relationships with the same yardstick, you will never move on.

Calm down Orson!

Surely Orson just means he fancies her

Sasha is really, really good at communicating with Ross she has adapted really well with him being a lip reader and makes sure she is facing him when communicating. I really like her for this. It's so caring,

Who are these 2 again?

Ladies! Raise your bloody standards! Geez. The man says the absolute, bare minimum that can be seen as a decent thing and their are all swooning and declaring it the best treatment ever.

Oh my lord, it 'd drive me nuts if someone started having a go because I felt like a nap on a holiday!!

I think Alex seems ok but Holly is demanding.

Richelle is annoyingly judgemental and she clearly isn't into it.