MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

I actually think this show has been really unfair to Alex and Holly. Their lifestyles are just not compatible outside the experiment!

Nooooo! Don't want to see Shitlids arse!

I literally went to write that she has the ick bad. She is cold as ice. She is right about having avoidant attachment. I don't quite understand she wants a dominant man but she's dominant they'd fight all the time surely

Or any part of him

Sensible to send the 2 ginger features on a non beach holiday

I can't see any of tonight's couples being compatible.

Blimey she is desperate re Shitlid

Why is Polly desperate to get an answer from him. He cannot say he he diesn't fancy her!

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I'm cringing a bit for (?) Polly.

I like Sasha and Ross.

She's being far too desperate asking all the time if shit lid fancies her... imagine being desperate about him!

Shitlid's contempt for Polly is palpable. I don't know why she's bothering so much. Just leave him to his right fist.

Stop pushing Polly

To be fair, that did look like a shit massage.

He shouldn't have shagged her though

This is sooooo awkward. Shitlid looks like his head is sewn together using his hair. Surely it's shitlid that is punching. Why would his type fancy him??

Hey Adam, I found where your head is at!
It's up your arse

I want to get a comb and push his hair back

I wonder if Richelle has a new business venture to launch and wants the publicity.

The Apprentice would have been less humiliating

I'm starting to wonder that too.

Polly, give it up.

DustyBin doesn’t fancy you and likely never will.

The ixperts have given you a dud.

I want to push his head in a bucket of water.

I do a bit, but her celibacy seems somewhat flimsy!
I feel like it could be over in the time it takes me (and the cat, and dog) to eat this packet of Nik Naks