MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Sexual chemistry = shag

'Don't want to give her the wrong idea' after sleeping with her 🙄

Polly - eternal optimist.

"I've been very complimentive " 😬 Jesus wept, the man can't even speak.

What happens if a fee split at the honeymoon stage and don't make it to the first dinner party? I mean I know the odds are they will stick it out for the 5 mins of fame but if they are honest and just leave will there suddenly be new weddings?

I hear you Richelle. Get over it and move on.

Oh god Polly you can't make people fancy you by having them. Oh I don't want to give her the wrong idea about fancying her is his response. The only good bit was him falling over. Think Sasha is a bit confused about the meaning of celibacy

How do you go from saying what a time to be alive to then arguing

Also HATE the use of the word 'intimate' in this context. It's so icky and twee"

Rapidly going off Richelle. Why bother with this show when she's clearly much happier single?

Oh help, Polly is a serial hair flicker. That drives me mad

Yes! I thought Adhd or autism very quickly, especially when she did the quickfire questions. Reminded me of my eldest.

What the F

Woah. Talk about a mountain out of a molehill.

I think Holly has lost her Turkey teeth as well as her temper

Bloody hell I would flake out on sofa too !

Probably not gone further than Margate

Well that turned quickly.

They're welcome to earth other, Alex is clearly a bell end, pretending to be a pilot when he's a junior rank in the RAF and went absent without leave then got put in military prison for appearing on the show! 'I work in aviation'... no you're an RAF engineer mate!

Oh wait, is that Holly or Polly (or Molly? Dolly? Ollie?) I'm confused!

There is some negative press about Alex

It may not be true but he doesn't seem nice

Nothing beats an afternoon honeymoon nap when you've stayed up celebrating! I thought that was pretty standard. Like ha we can go to bed during the day. Honeymoon. She's quite aggy

We have just said the same.

Is Holly actually arguing about him being tired?

Travel does usually take it out of you a bit, so having a moment to chill and close your eyes for a bit doesn’t seem like a big deal to me?

Richelle is hard work 😬
She seems like one of these women that moan that she gets treated like shit but doesn't want a man to be nice to her and have emotions 🙄
Why even come on this show

They all look the same, I wouldn't worry about the names.

She'd have loved Kwame.