MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Dinner party on Wednesday?

Same, I need to know what happened to Eve and Charlie.

Honeymoons clip shows DustyBin got intimate with Polly after saying he preferred ‘unreal brunettes’?

Some men are such dogs

Why buy flowers for a bride who has a bouquet already and is about to travel on her honeymoon

Snacks might be required.

What a surprise - Shitlid whammed, bammed and thank you Ma'am'ed.

Virtually all the couples hate eachother inside of 48 hours.

Shitlid...you arse

Oh no, why are they falling out already (Holly and Alex) 😢

@AhBiscuits 😂

Too ugly to marry but not too ugly to get sagged. Classic knobber behaviour.

Yep, no surprise there. As said earlier, at least JJ had some integrity with Bianca, and Caspar has so far.

Shell garage had them on 2for1

Alex saying "there's so many good things about her, I can overlook that shit", referring to her children. Wow.

Uh oh, I haven't turned over. There's at least one shitlid in Bondi ...

Finally caught up!!

Richelle is STUNNING and looks amazing for her age. She def seems a bit intense and suspect he’s going to find her too demanding. He seems like he wants a more chilled vibe whereas she’s clearly very go-getting with high standards and probably q high maintenance . Time will tell!

Reserving judgement on Alex and Holly. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being wary about kids - surely anyone would find it slightly daunting. But tbh it’s quite obvious that even MAFS wouldn’t match someone who was 100% hard no to kids with a mum- even they aren’t that deranged. But they always have to drag out the ‘I have kids’ announcement for maximum drama- even though usually after an initial ‘errrm’ the husband then says ‘but we can make it work!’ And the drama is resolved.

Preview looks ominous for both Lego Head and Alex - neither exactly painting themselves as prince amongst men although Holly seems a bit mouthy too in that clip. I don’t have high hopes for either couple.

I’ve lost track - have we had all the weddings now?

roll on first dinner party!!

@dapsnotplimsolls

I forgot to turnover too and am now into Emma Pill's party. Must turn off!!

Richelle is overbearing. I couldn't cope with that level of questioning either. She's also trying to sabotage it before it's even started 🙄

The Bondi shitlid is a stylist. Of course!

Must be an essential criterion on the job spec. As it's sure as hell not a desirable one.

What is this "dark features" phrase that all the men are saying? I've never heard of before. Is the opposite "light features".

Watching on catch up. Holly saying "this is the first time I've been treated by a gentleman in my life" just because he got her some flowers

Honestly the producers need to go in front of a select committee or something. They're able to pick women who are so vulnerable to settle for the tiniest crumbs

I also heard that!

Orson seems nice.

I also dislike the whole (gay) male best friend, I will tell it how it is persona. Not enough drama, Please insert a shit stirrer bestie immediately!