MAFS UK 2: Eminem, Clownboy, sisters, and incoming shit lids - No Spoilers Please (added by MNHQ)

[murasaki]

Right, bring on the new batch.

Quite liked both couples tonight 👍

(No doubt I'll be eating my words within a few days!)

Gah now up to date and not got high hopes for this series AT ALL! They all seem to be getting off to a very unpromising start, lots of conflict on honeymoon already. The only ones that seem to have got off to a good start are K & K and possibly Ross and blonde Barbie lady who’s name escapes me ☹️

I like Holly's mum, she looks lovely and she seems sweet.

Alex's mum is very beautiful.

Oh flowers for the mum, nice touch.

I know it is early days, and I had hopes for Orson and Richelle but I now think it is unlikely to work, because they are too different.

Bloody nasty mate dropping poison in Holly's ear! But i think Holly and Alex could make it. They are my new favourite couple!

I think Rochelle likes her own way too much for that to be a success. The honeymoon clip looks as if it’s her way or the highway.

They started that on Love Island a couple of years ago. I think it just means brown hair and brown eyes. It's a bloody stupid phrase.

Edited to add: There's a 3 year old Reddit thread from it first being mentioned on LI.

Saw your username

Are we long lost relatives?😂

Clearly staged. Very few young, child free men would have a particular preference for a woman with children. Most would have a deal-breaker preference for none or prefer that but be able to make it work for the right person. which is what Alex said. Some may not mind, vanishingly few actively will prefer it (perhaps they can't have their own). Holly would know that. It wasn't news.

'All that shit' wasn't great wording but hardly deliberate!

I feel Richelle will start looking down on Orson re her family's political success and private school. I don't get the impression he will tolerate much of that. I think they may see it through but Richelle seems hard work. Looking for trouble to see if he will be pushed away.

I can't stand the wedding episodes and this one was boring. I skipped most of it, but don't think I missed anything.

All the girls have beautiful skin

Just caught up. It's more contrived and more car crash than ever before. It always strikes me that they must have to do a canny few 'takes' to get all the different angles.

Flowers isn't a 'surprise' it's a gift.

Rochelle's questioning reminded me of my DD when she goes into Hyperactive overdrive.

If I can think of one day when you may go into slightly nervous overdrive it would be the day you not only marry, but on tv, to a stranger. Most either go mute or put on a comedy persona or chatter away like a mad person!

Damn. Due to illness I missed three programmes last night (incl this) and slept instead.

I had to google Dwayne Dibley (although knew somewhere in the back of my mind)

And I'm sure someone has already posted a pic but just in case, for the uninitiated...........................................................

Dwayne aka Adam.

Hang on now, has it not posted??

I can't see it. And in my mind I can't unsee it 🤣

There you go @murasaki !

Honestly the producers need to go in front of a select committee or something.

There’ll probably be a podcast on MAFS and exploitation in a few years.

The barber reminds me of this character from Benidorm.

Keiran also looks like Dwayne Dibley. There's a lot of it about.

Richelle's IG account (if I found the right one) does not seem to be up to date with MAFS so maybe that's to show she isn't gonna stay.

ooh just realised- Holly reminds me of Jacqui Dixon orf of Brookside

They sign a clause to say they keep things quiet until the show is finished

Lip reading is back and is off to a banging start https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAS4pZSSiVI/?igsh=MTJqbDNjc2pvZnoxYQ==